POINTS AND JACKIES POINTS

"Collective bargaining in the public sector is not a right...it's an expensive entitlement."Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, insisting he was correct to support anti-union legislation even though he's almost certain to face a recall vote in June(National Public Radio.

http://www.investopedia.com/articles/economics/09/unions-workers.asp#axzz1jDMmHemn

"What a jackass. I hope they recall him and make him leave the state. Just don't send his jackass ass to Texas, we have enough of them."

CASE IN POINT.

"There has never been a more ineptly orchestrated, just unbelievably subpar campaign for president of the United States than this one.:..Unidentified senior adviser to Gov. Rick Perry's presidential campaign, reflecting on the Texan's abysmal showing in Iowa's GOP caucuses. (The Dallas Morning News)

I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money. I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money." GOP presidential hopeful Santorium, introducing race as a consideration in federal entitlement reform.(CBSNews.com.

I think these are the jobs he had in mind.

and then we have THIS.

"Does anybody think that the reason that we got in such a financial mess-- the worst financial crisis since the Great Depre

ssion, the worse economic crisis in a generation---that the reason was because of too much oversight of the financial industry?" Obama, explaining his decision to bypass Congress and announce the recess appointment of Richard Cordray to head the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.(whitehouse.gov.)

And for all you assholes that acted like President committed a treasonous act, here's some stats for you.

The more I listen to some of my friends that I had considered pretty damn smart and then read on Facebook how they can't stand President Obama because they saw a picture of him not putting his hand over his heart at some function, the more I think I need to pick some new friends. I am disappointed in them and their thinking..and wondering how in the hell I could have been so wrong..sigh*

fuckme till I tilt.

POINT AND JACKIES POINTS

Oh I fecking love

these...some times the points in the DAM News are good, some times they are not so good..and like now..they're really good.

"It seems like every time we turned around, there was food."..Steve Korby, financial services chief for

Dallas ISD, critiquing

possibly excessive expenditures that included up to $2. 2 million on restaurant and catering services. (DAM News last Sunday.)

Ok...you're the

chief of financial services for Dallas ISD and you are just now figuring out that maybe it's excessive

.duh fucking duh!..I wonder how many teachers were fired so

those assholes could eat catered dinners to the

tune of $2.2 million dollars???

and my favorite....."Nobody wants to drink pee, and I don't want to deal with the 100 people who would be unhappy that I'm serving them pee in their water."..David Shaff, administrator of the Portland water bureau, explaining why the city dumped 8 million gallons of water after a man was caught urinating into a reservoir.(The Associated Press).

So 100 people might be 'pissed off', (pun intended) but it's ok to piss away 8 million gallons of water? Hey..I bet that baby peed in that tub and

then stuck his head under the water in the tub and drank it up..and suffers no earth shattering scars from it. Holy Pee...! Some people just need to be held accountable for their actions. The pisser and the

pisserawayer.(another word for Urban Dictionary)

and the best while becoming actually............the worse.

"You might as well have a plate with a lynched black person on there..because of the signal that it sends."..Gary Bledsoe, state director for the NAACP, criticizing efforts to win approval for a Texas license plate depicting the Confederate flag. (The DAM News)

Not a whole lot you can say to this..that Mr. Bledsoe didn't say so well...other that Dumb Fucking Rednecks, with their confederate ( no capitalizing on confederate either )flag in one hand, their AK-483910300003 in their other, with the Bible under their arm, and having difficulty walking because of their head up their asses. ..I swear....don't know if I should spit or go blind..

Have a great Sunday..see ya in the morning..

POINTS AND COUNTER POINTS jackiesue style

"I was drunk." Samuel Olivo Jr., explaining his arrest on drunken-driving charges in Austin after riding a horse down Sixth Street.(Austin American-Statesman)
What more could I add to that, except..Texans' gotta love em.

"We're having a big of a barbecue because we've got no electricity. The idea is to get everyone fed who is in with our crowd, have a few tiny tipples and get back home." Brisbane resident Bob Vilgan, describing how he's coping with massive flooding(Associated Press)
Knowing the Australians like I do, I'm sure there were a lot of tipples...

"How can they tell how many people come inside each day or how much money changes hands once the curtain is drawn? Not that many customers ask for a receipt." Metje Blaak, head of a prostitutes labor union, questioning how Amsterdam authorities will enforce a new tax on brothels.(Associated Press)
I say don't charge them by the fucks, charge them one flat fee for fucking. It's a well-known procedure all over the world..It's called a marriage license.

"I'd rather be detained in America than in a class where they say 9/11 shouldn't be considered an act of terrorism."...
Former Frisco student Saad Nabeel, explaining whey he would prefer the risks of returning to the United States rather than in Muslim south Asia, where he was deported in 2009.(Dallas Morning News)
Hell there are people in this country that don't think it was an act of terrorism. They either think it was done by the government or because there were gays in the building. sigh*...

THEIR ASS, AND WON.

POINTS AND JACKIESUE'S POINT

"I was absolutely humiliated. I couldn't even speak." Tom Sawyer, a 61-year-old bladder-cancer survivor who wears a bag to collect urine, expressing his feelings after a pat-down search at a Detroit airport.(MSNBC.com)

I would have 'accidentally' spilled that bag of urine right on his head..oops..sorry..
and did anyone see the over 45 minute video of the woman who who didn't want her pumped and bottled breast milk x-rayed?...she had been thru the week before and they were waiting for her with the cops when she did it again(the cop told her..and said go along with the dog and pony show or he'd have to arrest her.) She even had the pamphlet that showed that she could go through with the milk and not be x-rayed they wouldn't let her go thru..she missed her flight..Google it..it's horrific. They would have been hauling my ass to jail and then I would have gotten one of the asshole high dollar LA attorneys and sued them for everything they owned including their shoes and drawers..fuckers.

"After 9/11, people were scared, and when people are scared, they'll do anything for someone who will make them less scared. But...this is particularly invasive. It's strip-searching. It's body groping. As abhorrent goes, this pegs it." Bruce Schneier, a Minneapolis security technology specialist, questioning the extent of airport passenger-search methods.(AP)

What people need to remember too...this shit was started with the Bush Administration. Now all Obama needs to do is to stop it. Israel doesn't do this until they pull someone that is suspicious. How do they become suspicious? They fucking profile..gasp!...How dare they? Profiling is against the law...yeah, well, we're not being terrorized by fucking old dudes with a urine bag or breastfeeding mothers and their milk or fucking Sweden. Betcha ass I want them profiling...and yeah, I know someone of the assholes are generic looking American. But fucking less of them than of the other.. I know this will piss off a lot of people...but...check out all the pictures of me...does that look like a face that gives a shit.?..sigh*

"This is a game-changer. By acknowledging that condoms help prevent the spread of HIV between people in sexual relationships, the pope has completely changed the Catholic discussion on condoms." The Rev. James Martin, a prominent Jesuit writer, reacting to the apparent shift by the Vatican on protected sex.(AP).

Now if he would come out and tell his Priest to stop fucking young boys, I might actually think he's on the right track.

Palin doesn't know North from South...Glenn Beck is shown in a video having something rubbed under his eyes that makes him cry then spends 5 minutes or more having his picture taken crying and making grimaces and sad faces...what the fuck?...These people are batshit crazy and they crazier they are..? the more the far right loves them. Fuckme I'll never give people the benefit of the doubt ..ever again.

POINTS AND COUNTER POINTS..by Jackiesue

Holy Bullshit and cowabunga...The Vatican says Homer Simpson is Catholic. Which is a great surprise to the producers of the show who report that they are Presbylutheran's. The most Catholic newspaper the L'Osservatore Roman wrote in it's weekend edition that Homer and Bart are Catholic. Oh Sweet Goddess, if your not busy with 'war and love' that your in charge of , please give the writers the go ahead to rake them fuckers over the coals. I am just a plebe at writing funny shit and I know there is just a wealth of material in that sentence alone. But that's just the icing on the ole Catholic cake..they are also praising the Beatles(wait..weren't they more popular than Jesus?) and Harry Potter, the little wizard...Well, hell we already know they think the Nazi's are good guys and deserve a big raised hand up.
Wonder if they came to this conclusion before or after the Mexican security forces seized 105 tons of U.S.-bound marijuana in Tijuana where some of the pot was labeled with images of "Homero Simpson."...Especially since the Vatican seems to think they are a good role model for children. Like they even have a clue what would make a good role model, since they don't see anything wrong with Priest's getting hand jobs from 9 year old choir boys.

"I'm a little late on my mortgage-seriously. But I have my priories. There's baseball, my wife and baseball."..Dallas fan, waiting in line to purchase $1,000 worth of tickets for the Rangers-Yankees playoff series. (Kera Radio)
Fucking near makes you gag don't it.

"Buddy, first of all I want you to win..you can count on full support. You are going to win."..phone caller identified as La Familia drug cartel leader Servando Gomes, speaking to Mexican congressman Cesar Godoy Toscano during an interview with the W Radio Station(The Associated Press)

That could have been the voice of the head of a corporate cartel in the USA speaking to a Republican running for Congress.

POINTS AND JACKIE'S POINTS

"The idea that the body is a vehicle for reaching consciousness with the divine...that's just not Christianity." Southern Baptist leader Albert Mohler, explaining his call for Christians to avoid yoga...(Associated Press)
What the fuck is praying? dipshit...jackie

"I don't have to say it because I'm an American.":..Mississippi attorney Danny Lampley, defending his decision to stand in silence and not follow a judge's order to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, which cost him several hours in jail.(Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal)
I agree. I always felt the pledge of allegiance was sort of Hitlerish to me. I can remember when Under God wasn't even in the Pledge. Didn't get added until that great Republican General/President Eisenhower had it put in. And if your old enough, you'll remember that kids used to put their hands straight out with hand up like the Nazi salute when they recited the pledge too. jackie

"It's like the old lawyer's joke that a good settlement of a lawsuit is where everybody is unhappy, so this must be a good rule." Attorney Tom Watkins, assessing new ethics rule that would prohibit Texas lawyers from having sex with their clients.(Dallas Morning News)..
Gee, you would think that would be an automatic law...I mean really? How many ways can a lawyer fuck you and have it still be legal?..jackie

"I don't listen to him on the radio, I don't watch him on TV, I don't read his books."..GOP political strategist Mary Matalin, outlining the limits of her devotion to the career of her outspoken husband, Democratic strategist James Carville. (Dallas Morning News)
Which is why she is a stupid bitch AND a bad wife...jackie


"The principal said, 'You are a male, and males can run for king, not queen.' Dallas ISD spokesman Jon Dahlander, outlining the rules on who qualifies to be homecoming queen at North Dallas High School after a male student awaiting a sex-change operation sought the crown.(Dallas Morning News).
She's been going to school as a girl all this time. They all refer to her as a her and she. So what's the big fucking deal?...Judas priest. She's living as a girl let her run as queen...jackie