est puzzle solver or the worse,I'm probably some where in the middle(but I do them in pen)..They start off pretty easy on Monday..and as the week progresses..they get harder..By the time Sunday comes around I have settled on a ahhh fuckit attitude..Thursday's is when they start really getting hard for me..but I can usually do it...Friday, Saturday and Sunday kicks my ass...So today when I started my Wednesday paper I was surprised at the difficulty of it..then I discovered there was not only an 'across and a down' there was a fucking diagonal..one word..and I have only filled in about 9 words..what the fuck?...So I spent 30 minutes googling Will Shortz so I could send him a email telling him to go to hell...but I can't find him..so this will have to do...Show off little fucker...
Today was an interest
ing day for me and ole Babs..We had to go search out the notorious shade tree mechanic Vincent..We found him once, he slipped our radar made it to the homestead then he threw up his mother for a blockade..'he's asleep already'...it wasn't even 7pm..yeah right..so we found Vincent and found we needed to do all the footwork...Went to Ace Auto Parts to find out if the pan where the leak was from had a seal or a gasket..Nothing..then I called the Mitzibutiziehezhtr..dealer..what ever the name of her SUV is...(I kept asking her..what's the matter with a Ford...or even a Mazda..I can pronounce them).and I talked to 5 different departments and Donnie 3 times(Donnie was starting to piss me off and I gave him some Jackiesue attitude)...I eventually found out that there is no seal, no gasket...you just take the pan apart clean it up and reseal it with silicone..We also went to the Dollar General where the cashier thought I was Babs mother..told her you might want to nip that rumor in the bud..you know..guilt by association.She said every person she met mentioned that we used to get into trouble together...But the best part was driving around going 'ashplunk'...fake sneeze and say aaaaaashplunk...what sound do you make if you fall out of a tree and hit the ground...aahhahahahahahah ashplunk...we were laughing our asses off...The reason we were being goofy is I saw the orange trucks of Asplundk the tree trimmers..I think that' s how it's spelled..but we decided it was a funny word and it became the word of the day..Doesn't take much to amuse us..We also decided since Vincent was only going to charge her $40 to take the pans apart and reseal them that maybe a 12 pack of beer thrown in would be nice too..but then we decided that maybe AFTER the job got done would be a better idea..It don't take much for Vincent to get side tracked..He is the greatest guy, and a wonderful mechanic, but he is as I said today...' flakier than a buttermilk biscuit'..
I'm thinking about taking Babs to Wolf's to watch the Cowboys game...everyone needs to see me in action at Wolf's at least once in their life..Just hope that guy I bipped upside the head isn't there...jeez...I am working on a post about nekkid people dancing and having sex in Dallas...but wanted to tell you about the Babs and Jackie Adventures...We will soon be called Lavern and Shirley..if we can figure out which one will be Lavern...
