I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label ask questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ask questions. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

ASK THE GODDESS


hail..fair friends of the Yellowdog..I've returned to your cozy planet to find it nearly torched. It seems no one has been listening to your earth...She's changing, she's always changing..She'll change some more...nothing ever stays the same, even if it was a few million years.So? Get used to it.
I'm here for some R&R, and the Yellowdog has opened up her doors to me ...Dexter on the other hand doesn't seem glad to see me. He likes being a solo..and doesn't like me bringing the blue cats. I have promised peace and I will have it. No flying fur. Now...lets have some questions...

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......




Thor's backside... There I was, blissfully fishing. Enjoying the sunshine, having a brew or two and bam..back to this arm pit of the universe, just to answer questions..Can't you humans figure things out for yourself?..sigh*


If I am going to keep coming back for question/answer time, the least you humans should do is clean up your planet..think green..now ...ask your questions..Oh, yeah..blessings on you..yadda yadda...your kids, yadda yadda, and Goddess be with you..


Saturday, April 28, 2007

.....THE ANSWERS ARE:.......


Boys and girls, ladies and germs.I just flew in from Valhalla and boy are my cats tired...Just a little Goddess humor to start your day off..The sun is shining, the stars are bright at night...deep in the heart of Texas..West, Texas that is..The Goddess is very pleased..she stopped off at the city of lights...no not Paris, but Las Vegas...I thought it was time to give a hand to one of the little old lady playing slots. I gave a little cosmic bip and a granny from Riverdale, California won a nice pot for her retirement..of course she will probably use it to play the ponies, but THAT is her choice..You must remember humans...it's all about choice..there is a left..there is a right..there is a right from wrong...it's all about choices..not fate, not luck..just the right choice...

So...on to the question and answer period of our show...

Nitwit wants to know if his mother-in-law's sister will ever schedule a memorial service and internment...Yes, and things will go wrong..

The Rube wants to know if Mark Cuban(owner of the Dallas Mavericks Basketball Team) is a cool dude or an insecure self-promoting deuche-bag?..Depending on the time and the day...he can be all of the above..but mostly he's a self-promoting deuche-bag..who thinks he is a cool dude..the choice is his..

Allan wants to know..impeach or not...The Goddess says yes, yes, yes. Someone has to pay for all the fuckup's...and as one of your other president says..."The Buck Stops Here."..So your president and his entire administration should be held accountable for all their lies..But if not...Hel is not full, we have plenty of room for them...

High-Maintance HH wants to know when peole are finaly going to wake up to the serious trouble their country is in and realize that there are more important things to worry about than gays and abortions...When it effects them..So far only a few have been actually hurt by the'war'..the soldiers, their families...but generally peole are untouched by it and until it actually effects their daily life..they won't do anything, or care..Talk is cheap..action is rare...But soon I think...the people in charge are such bumbing fools that one of their mistakes is going to be brought forth and it will effect everyone in this country...then there will be changes...

Cyberoutlaw when the noisy neighbor that lives below him will move..The Goddess doesn't understand this problem..You live on top of him..?...and HE is the noisy one...?...The Goddess would be running the cat driven chariout across the floor night and day until he moved out..haven't you ever wanted to practice the dance moves you have seen on Dancing with the Stars?..Learn how to play the drums,put your sound system on 10?...

Jan wants to know how to grow big tits..I will let the Yellow Dog take this one.

"What? Are you crazy...? Do you know what big tits becomes after the age of 40?...Long tits..Count your blessings.. little tits are a good thing..At least when you are 63(like me) you won't be able to toss them over your shoulder.Fuckme till I wear a training bra..

Thursday, April 26, 2007

...ASK THE GODDESS, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA..


It's that time again humans..time to reach deep into your hearts and souls and ask that one question you have always wanted to know the answer too...like....why the hell doesn't Donald Trump do something with his hair..

The Yellow Dog is screaming at the tv...first it was NBC she couldn't get..now it's ABC..so much static...you can't hear anything..picture is ok..but static for sound...there is a pyramid of shoes, assorted books and cat toys piled in front of the TV where she has been throwing them ...she's not a happy old lady...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

..............GOT QUESTIONS?..............


Are you ready for some Goddess?....The Goddess sends blessings to you and yours...You have 2 days to ask all the questions you want and the Goddess will have your answers on Saturday..

Love.....Peace....Harmony...or as the Yellowdog says..Love, Peace and Harmony Grits..

Thursday, March 29, 2007

ASK THE GODDESS, THEN GIRD YOUR LOINS..


This is the Yellowdog..The Goddess is drying her hair and said for me to start this for her....(she got caught in the thunderstorm that is circling around the general West, Texas area)...she said for me to say "Blessings on you..yada yada...on your house..your family..yada yada..."

So...ask your questions ya'll...ask your questions..have from today till Saturday am ...she will post her answers saturday evening...