.......THE ANSWERS.......

You've already proved that you're not to be trusted to be in a voting booth..and now I find you're not to be trusted with sharp implements either...sigh*...only one really good question...You must remember something my children..it's the Yellow Dog that knows and cares about football...the Goddess could give a shit..

Nitwit wants to know what life will be like after October the 18Th...The Goddess goes by the Mayan Calendar and she thinks you should be more concerned about what the world is going to be like after 12-21-12...

Rube, the answers are no ...no ..and good decision..I can refer to the Chinese as them 'little yellow bastids'...as I am the Goddess and I answer to no one..

The Pirate is an old friend of the Yellow Dog's from the 'other place'...she is most happy to see him back and plans to visit him often..But he should just ask the Yellow Dog the football questions as I have to defer to her on the answers...She thinks they will hold on to Fran till the end of the season and then cut him loose..and you already know the answer to the LSU question, sorry...

As for you and your new boyfriend...The Goddess thinks it's very hard for a leopard to change his spots..

Allan...the Yellow Dog says..get real...Miami won't have a winning season again in your lifetime..They may have a perfect losing season..but no wins...

Now..finally a good question...Sling wants to know if the terrorist have won....No, because his term will be over by 2008 and hopefully you voters will slip your head out of your ass and vote in someone competent..The Goddess can only hope..or you won't have to wait for 12-21-12 for the world to end..

Jan...another football question.The Yellow Dog says T.O. can needlepoint in a pink tutu as long as he keeps catching footballs and making touchdowns...

Buddha_Girl...well, first of all...the Yellow Dog says if you want her to quit posting the picture of Buddha_Boy throwing up his hands for all the winning Cowboys posts she will...but he looks just like he is saying "touchdown...cowboys"....the Goddess is protecting this redheaded wonder boy..so no worries...no one will toss him out of day care and if he does fall...I'll keep him safe from harm...

Josh has the another good question..He wants to know if the Goddess takes all warriors to Valhalla that dies in battle, even if their cause might not be the right one...The Goddess takes all warriors that have fallen in battle..all causes that bring soldiers to a battle field is wrong..so it's not the cause..it's the warrior...except for those fools that fly planes into buildings, or commit suicide while killing hundreds...those are not warriors...those are people with a one way ticket to Hel....

Big Pissy..The president of your country has set the bar so high on stupidity that no one will ever reach it...thank the Me..

BBC wants to know when I am going to fix the world...the world is just fine...it's the people on it that are fucking it up....Human kind was made to make decisions...it's up to you to make the right ones..not just for you..but for your family and the ones to come...

Be better people...people!...I bless you and will watch over you and hope for the best..

WHERE THE HEL IS HOG HEAVEN?

I've always been convinced that the Yellowdog was a month short of a calendar year, but after last night I'm sure of it..I haven't heard that much yelling, screaming, cussing, begging, pleading and weeping since ..well, since Loki stole my necklace and I had to sleep with those horny little dwarfs to get it back...Who would have thought a football game would bring out such passion in the Yellowdog?...I do believe that I haven't seen such enthusiasm since the Aztec's version of this game..of course if you lost..you lost your head and there were no gents in black and white stripped uniforms and yellow flags to keep you in line..

On to the question and answer time..

Nit wit is concerned about why blogging about politics makes him so depressed?...That's easy..the politics of this country can be bought and sold to the highest bidder..that would depress me too.Oh, by the way..have a great vacation.

Jan wants to know where she left her diaphram...look deep Jan...very deep...a little deeper....ah, there it is...

The Rube wants to know how many boy friends Payton Manning has...I belong to the don't ask ...don't tell school of thought when it comes to sports hero's and their 'friends'...don't want to be outing anyone here.

Lavender wants to know how to start a successful porn site and the best I can come up with is:practice...and run it by hand...

Blue Momma needs another baby...dear friend of the Yellowdog..no one NEEDS another baby..but if it is your desire to have another baby..I suggest adopting...too many children need loving families...give one of them a good home..

BBC, the Goddess thinks men need women a lot more then women need men..some of them just don't know it yet, but they will.

Josh wants to know what mankind's biggest mistake is...well, for a start, they fucked up when they refer to themselves as mankind..especially how screwed up your world is..and it was all started and brought about by stupid white men..supreme rulers on your planet?..I think not..this planet has been going to Hel in a hand basket every since 'mankind' stopped worshiping the Goddess and started worshipping God..there is still plenty of time for you to change your ways..The Goddess is very forgiving.

Tex wants to know why some people want to imprison or other wise pick on people that are slightly different from them, even if they in no way effect their lives...That's easy enough Tex..they are afraid and insecure..and by putting people that are different from themselves, it makes them feel superior...which is a bunch of crap as we all know..but that won't change as long as you continue to allow a book written thousands of years ago guide you in your daily life..That book has been transcribed from at least 15 different languages..and each translation something gets lost...Jesus thinks you're all fools...but fun to watch...( I figure if those money grubbing preachers can quote Jesus, so can I.)

Now that I have offended all the Christian readers of the Yellowdog..I will go gather up the soldiers who have died in battle and take them to Valhalla..Blessings on you my children..

.......ANSWERS HERE!.......

As the Yellow Dog would say...what a bunch of fucking lightweights..is that the best you can do?...Where are the tough questions? Doesn't anyone want to know the meaning of life, if there is life on other planets,if there is a life after death?....jeeze..you guys suck! If you can't come up with anything better then this..I am going to limit my visits to nothing but asskickings..

Cyberoutlaw: Your prize for being first? You get to sit right next to Odin at the beer table in Valhalla...which is not necessary a good thing..he likes to talk about all the women he's fucked and gets pretty boring really fast.If you would move from New York where should you go?..That's an easy one..Yellow dog and I both think there is no place better then West,Texas..Your centrally located..120 miles to Austin and less then 90 miles from Dallas..Plus, it's still 1957 in West, so they have that going for them too.

Nitwit:I think you have no chance of every being a tanned hard body like the people that live in Florida..but then why any one would like to look like a piece of tanned leather..is beyond me..

Yellow dog:You have a seat between Nitwit and Leo in Valhalla..already reserved for the 3 of you..Sooner and Babs are right across from us..

BBC:yeah, yeah...but what's the question?

Kath:never and nope.

Tex:That's my fault..about the early tomatoes..I forgot to factor in all the rain...The Yellow

Dogs were small but juicy...

OK humans..until you can come up with some better questions..I'm off to Iraq..Thanks to Bush there are an ever ending supply of young warriors to take to Valhalla..Pray for peace...Jesus, Buddha, Allah and I are listening.

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Easy peasy questions so here are the easy peasy answers..

Rube, I came back for more slain soldiers which there seems to be an over abundance thanks to George ..Plus I have to check on Yellowdog and make sure she stays out of trouble..which is an ever ending job..

Kath wants me to bip Bush and Chaney....bipping is a waste on them as they're brain dead..Karma will get them..

Jan wants to know which is more heavenly..Valhalla or West, Texas...It's a toss up...but I love Valhalla...

Nitwit, is still concerned with his lack of posting...Post about what you love...post and whine, post and cry, post and laugh..your friends miss you...

BBC:"SING AWAY."

Sebastien: the Goddess maybe the Goddess of Love and War...but I she doesn't do be headings...That's for the Muslims..The Goddess is more apt to fling a bolt of lighting up some one's ass, but no beheading..Now there is a long list of deserving people for that...starting with the entire Republican party and all those weak sister Democrats that folded, bent and spindled them selves over the War Budget..People that harm children and animals are on that list too...Too many to list..But NO beheading...

Sling, don't worry, your head is always safe with me...and your ass..

Josh wants to know which is a better place to live, Texas or Tennessee..The Goddess prefers Valhalla, but if you remember your history..the boys from Kentucky and Tennessee came to Texas and died at the Alamo...so guess they would rather die in Texas then live in Tennessee...

Tex, if you got as much rain as the Yellow Dog did, you should have tomatoes in 3-4 weeks...If you didn't get the rain..I'll try and send you some....

Live life well,do good deeds,love your children.

The Goddess's blessings on you and yours...

RED HOTS..GET YOUR RED HOT ANSWERS

Greetings my children..my blessings on you and yours..I will continue to bestow my blessings on you and your loved ones, but after this you will have to get them the old fashioned way..during your regular commercial free lives...The Goddess is going to be busy and can't take the time away from Valhalla and the ever growning numbers of warriors..The wars continue and more warriors die, day in ....day out..I have enjoyed my visits with you but duty calls...

Jan wants to know what the winning lottery numbers are for California.Every time I give the Yellow Dog the winning numbers, Loki comes along and changes them.I think he does it to all the numbers, but here goes...11-12-43-13-18-20..if Loki doesn't change them..

Sling is concerned with the growning stupidy of George Bush, the unelected President..and should he be worried...the answer is:YES...YES...YES.

Rainwolf wants to know if they will find Scotty's lost ashes..Scotty's ashes aren't lost,

they are just in outer space..Besides Scotty is playing bones and dice in Vahalla..

Allan wants to know if is worth the $60 to have his Passport expedited and since the Goddess doesn't know what expedited is..I would think it would be worth it..it's only $60.

Cyberoutlaw wants to know what to get for his mother for Mothers Day.That is easy. Time..Your time..unexpected phone calls, little notes in the mail to remind her how important she has been to you.Flowers and gifts when it's not a day chosen by a card company..Take her to a movie, lunch, a nice dinner.Ask her what she would like to do on a special day..Tell her you love her..

Nitwit wants to know why I bother answering questions from Nitwits.Since I only have one Nitwit, it has been worth it..

Finally a question to go out on...The Rube wants to know who has commited more atrocities in the name of religion, muslims or christians.

Starting with the first caveman Brwau crushed his neighbor Kqen's head in with a club because he didn't bow down to his great fire when he entered his cave...God is the winner..but not by much..and no one was around to really keep concise records.But the Yellow Dog said there is a great website called Holy Horror-Atrocities in The Name of God, and she says there is alot of information there for all of you that might be interesting..

This is why the Goddess doesn't want anyone to die in her name or to take a life in her name.

I may be the Goddess of War but it's because you humans know no other way to settle your differences.Life is meaningless to you..which is why the Goddess likes being the Goddess of Love much better...The hippies had it right.

MAKE LOVE....NOT WAR...

Always remember ..the Goddess has you in her heart and in her prayers..

.....THE ANSWERS ARE:.......

Boys and girls, ladies and germs.I just flew in from Valhalla and boy are my cats tired...Just a little Goddess humor to start your day off..The sun is shining, the stars are bright at night...deep in the heart of Texas..West, Texas that is..The Goddess is very pleased..she stopped off at the city of lights...no not Paris, but Las Vegas...I thought it was time to give a hand to one of the little old lady playing slots. I gave a little cosmic bip and a granny from Riverdale, California won a nice pot for her retirement..of course she will probably use it to play the ponies, but THAT is her choice..You must remember humans...it's all about choice..there is a left..there is a right..there is a right from wrong...it's all about choices..not fate, not luck..just the right choice...

So...on to the question and answer period of our show...

Nitwit wants to know if his mother-in-law's sister will ever schedule a memorial service and internment...Yes, and things will go wrong..

The Rube wants to know if Mark Cuban(owner of the Dallas Mavericks Basketball Team) is a cool dude or an insecure self-promoting deuche-bag?..Depending on the time and the day...he can be all of the above..but mostly he's a self-promoting deuche-bag..who thinks he is a cool dude..the choice is his..

Allan wants to know..impeach or not...The Goddess says yes, yes, yes. Someone has to pay for all the fuckup's...and as one of your other president says..."The Buck Stops Here."..So your president and his entire administration should be held accountable for all their lies..But if not...Hel is not full, we have plenty of room for them...

High-Maintance HH wants to know when peole are finaly going to wake up to the serious trouble their country is in and realize that there are more important things to worry about than gays and abortions...When it effects them..So far only a few have been actually hurt by the'war'..the soldiers, their families...but generally peole are untouched by it and until it actually effects their daily life..they won't do anything, or care..Talk is cheap..action is rare...But soon I think...the people in charge are such bumbing fools that one of their mistakes is going to be brought forth and it will effect everyone in this country...then there will be changes...

Cyberoutlaw when the noisy neighbor that lives below him will move..The Goddess doesn't understand this problem..You live on top of him..?...and HE is the noisy one...?...The Goddess would be running the cat driven chariout across the floor night and day until he moved out..haven't you ever wanted to practice the dance moves you have seen on Dancing with the Stars?..Learn how to play the drums,put your sound system on 10?...

Jan wants to know how to grow big tits..I will let the Yellow Dog take this one.

"What? Are you crazy...? Do you know what big tits becomes after the age of 40?...Long tits..Count your blessings.. little tits are a good thing..At least when you are 63(like me) you won't be able to toss them over your shoulder.Fuckme till I wear a training bra..

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Blessings on you my children..It's a beautiful day in West, Texas..The Yellow Dog has picked a nice sweet town to stir up trouble in..The sun is shining, the birds are singing, Annie her feline family member is sneaking around on the porch trying to snag a bird..
Life is good for the Yellow Dog, and the Goddess is most pleased.
Now..down to the business of answering your questions..
WickedStorm wants to know why I put up with her and her sporadic existence....Because the Lakota Princess is worth it..more than worth it..
Allan wants to know if she likes him..What is this..the third grade?...Yes, Allan..how could she NOT like you...???
Nitwit is upset with the quality of his life lately...wants to know if there will be a let up in his visit's to the Drs. and trips to pick up his medicine, so he can get on with the fun part of life..The Goddess thinks some times you have to pay the piper along time..but have faith my friend..things will get better.
Big Pissy wants to know if she will close on the sale of her house...and I know by reading the Dallas Morning Paper that the Yellow Dog leaves laying around that house sales are down..and people are being forced into foreclosure..So I think maybe you might consider a lease for 3 months..maybe the slump will turn around and you will have a better chance of selling it..But this way at least you will be able to see some money coming in..
Rainwolf wants to know if she will win the lottery tonight...Nope...But keep trying..
Kath wants to know if it will ever happen again? The KNKFBC THING....? Nope but YDWCT will happen.
Debbie wants me to help the government with the immigration policy...First thing they need to do is to quit worrying about hurting people's feelings and losing votes..it's time to do what is right for our citizens and country..Enforce the laws we already have in place..make the fines for company's who systemetically hire illegals so high that it will not be profitable for them to hire people that aren't citizens..Make it legal for the police to check drivers that have been stopped for violations for proof of residency..and when people rent or sell houses, they should make sure the person has a green card and is a legal resident..If they get picked up by the authorities, the landlord is going to be stuck...That's just a few of my ideas..What do I know?..I'm just a Goddess...I make no laws in this world...I just snatch you and take you to Valhalla when you die in battle...and give you a little assistance with your love life..
The Rube wants to know what will become of his beloved Leatherneck Turtles...Gill-net and long line fisheries are to blame, along with the erroding coast lines, mankind encroaching on their nesting areas..Plus global warming is ruining alot of their nesting areas..The US regulators made the use of TED'S mandatory(Turtle Excluder Devices)...Off shore shrimpers capture over 640 Leatherneck's a year in their nets..some are injured on the decks and some drown..They need to put a ban on longfishing in the Pacific, raise the fines on poaching in Puerto Rico,and the US Virgin Islands..
STOP POLUTING OUR OCEANS AND BEACHES..The Leathernecks eat plastic bags,raw plastic pebbles, plastic and styrofoam, tar balls, and ballons thinking they are food..Ingesting this debris can obstruct the gut,lead to absorption of toxins and reduce the obsorption of nutrients from their real food..In 1980 there were over 115,000 Leatherneck adult females..ther are now less than 25,000 world wide and are close to extinction in the Pacific Ocean.
To ensure the longevity of the Leatherneck, you need public awareness..funding of all organizations that protect and help the Leathernecks...go to The Rube's blog for the Great Turtle Race..google Leathernecks..see what you can do...it can be done..but it starts with one step...
Jan wants to know if the 49ers are destined to totally suck through the rest of the century.This is the Yellow Dog's area ...she said"I can only hope.".(she's a Dallas Cowboy Fan)..but she also says she thinks they should have a turn around in about 3 years..if they draft well..
Sue wants to know who will win the next election for President of your United States...and to give a good Bush rant....Another area for the Yellow Dog..She says...AL GORE/BARAK OBAMA....
and here is her rant:I decided to do a entire post for my rants on the evil bush..so Sue..the next post is just for you...
Josh wants to know how to celebrate his one year anniversary of his blog...I say take all your clothes off and do a victory dance...The Yellow Dog says"go see Asa"....
That's all for this week humans....enjoy life...you only have one.....live each day like it's your last...it could well be..

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I hope that my answers please you...If they don't...well, in the early words of the Yellowdog.....get fucked....

Kath, the world is being ran by madmen, so you may have to seek sanity else where. Maybe in a cave, the bottom of the ocean, the top of a mountain, under the covers...I think by 2008 you humans will have had your fill of the insanity and will do what it takes to recover from the past eight years...You mortals are such slow learners. I thought you would have learned your lessons from past wars, but I see it will take something drastic to make you alter your path..Like the destruction of man..I would hate to think you will have to start all over again as slime clotting on the shores of a dead ocean.It won't be the first time.
Sanity.. Kath! One of my favorite subjects..Samuel Beckett said:"We are all born mad, some remain so." Nathaniel Emmons said:"Insanity destroys reason, but not wit."...but I think Waylon Jennings said it best:"I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane."....George Bush seems to belong to the school of thought from Peggy Noonan, who said:"If you commit a big crime then you are crazy, and the more heinous the crime the crazier you are. Therefore you are not responsible and nothing is your fault." Everyone has their own brand of crazy...sanity is being of sound mind..Personally as a Goddess I find that a little wanting...I want my horses sound, not my mind...
RevJim is concerned with his writing..Jim, you have a great talent..I read your blogs..The only problem I see with your NASCAR blog is there is too long of a period between races and like the Yellowdog says:"The drivers need to be packing." Your other blog is very interesting, but I think more humor is called for..I asked Yellowdog about your political blog for advice and she said...look for the humor...if you don't find the humor in the insanity of the politics, you are lost..
Inspectorguy want's to know who I would vote for..Obama or Clinton.
Goddess's aren't allowed to vote...but if I could pull the lever I would probably wait for Obama and Clinton to cancel each other out and vote for Al Gore. Anyone that cares that much for my planet would make a great president..
Jim wants to know how old I am and how old I feel..I am old Jim...very very very old...I was old when Jesus was arguing with the Rabbi's at the Temple..I was old when there was nothing but the sound of silence...Old ...old ...old...Jim...But I am also young...in the age of the universe I am a babe in arms...
Indians...I love all humans Jim...which means I love Indians. The feathered kind and the red dot kind...Although you are starting to piss me off...and it's not nice (or healthy) to piss off the Goddess...be forewarned...
Bright yeller Gun....the sunshine boy...up to his knees in snow and children..Sunshine needs some time with his mate, away from the snow and the children..I wish I could come baby sit, but I am holding out for BlueBell Ice Cream..Think you should send the children to your mother, in Florida for the weekend..
Bob, the Yellowdog said she found the header in a email and Denise put it up for her...I don't know what any of that means.
Finally some serious questions..Josh wants to know what the most important thing for mortals to do..and what is the secret of happiness and is it even attainable. Humans should spend less time on attaining 'things'..and spend more time loving and being with their family. The Goddess knows....you can not achieve happiness by going into debt by buying a bright shiny new car, or a 27inch screen to watch your movies on..Happiness isn't something that you can find...happiness is what you can be..look inside and be happy with yourself..then true happiness will come to you..Loki is off somewhere trying to come up with another great joke on the world..Bush was his last one..
Lauren wants to know if Dubya is getting dumber...No, he's about as dumb as you can get..Also is concerned about finding the right one...if you had found the right one...you would know it..I do think that you are looking for the right one, when you and I both know ...the right one will find you..
No Tina, I think we have about 2 more weeks of not so great weather and then I think it's behind us..
Nitwit wants to know what the last thing he should do on the first day of the rest of his life..That's so easy.....smile..
Jim wants to know if it's ok to fall in love a second time. As long as you don't make it your last..
Cyberoutlaw wants to know if there is a job out there that will make him a lot of money and one that he won't have to work hard at and not know anything...."run for president"...
Sue wants to know if aliens will ever land on the White House? Sue, I am pretty sure that the aliens gave up on Earth many years ago..They left you so many clues, but you ignored them all..
Ruby Rocks wants to know if a purebred dog will ever sniff his arse.?
Ruby you have the purest dog I could make..and why would you want a dog to sniff your arse?..Is that some sort of punishment for the dog??
Dan the answer to your question is yes, and no Thom Cruise won't run for public office..Why should he? He already thinks he is a high ranking alien..
Cyberoutlaw no one could be worse than Bush...no one..
Anonymous, the answers are yes, no and I am..
Juney, Juney Juney......When you have been with the Goddess all men become great lovers...either that or suffer at the hands of the Blue Cats..The Yellowdog said'nunyafuckingbusiness'....
Jim/Anonymous...I suggest you seek professional help. It's not that the Goddess can't answer your question....she just doesn't give a fuck...Anyone that loves Dubya aka Forest Gump aka George W Bush isn't wanted at the Yellowdog's home away from home...If you think I can punish...wait till what she will bring down on your dotted head..
Kath, Dr.'s and people that work in Dr.'s office usually see themselves as above others as they are in the role of healers...Point to your ass..and tell them to 'heal this'....I can send a cosmic bip to them...
Old Broad....I have been and always will be...Yellowdog welcomes you to her little Forest Gump bashing abode..You are among friends here..except for Jim, and he's on his way out...
Sling, easy answer......humans will be humans...and to err....is human..
apos...you say you have no questions..but I have an answer for your unasked questions.....yes....no...no...yes....maybe...

THE GODDESS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

Blessings on you my children....I am here,along with the Yellowdog to answer some questions for you...I hope that I will be able to enlighten you with MY wisdom and her sense of humor.
So, lets get right to it...

1.Jeremy wants to know why do fools fall in love? Because they don't know any better Jeremy, but with age comes wisdom and soon they will know better...They will still fall in love but at least they will know what to expect.Back in my day when someone broke my heart, I tied him to the wheels of my chariot and my blue kittens hauled his ass to Hades..It's not nice to mess with the Goddess.


2.Sling would like to know what's really going on and that's pretty basic Sling.Live is going on.Life goes on with rhythm and a good solid beat. It's easy to dance to if you get it right.Be a dancer Sling...enjoy life..


3.Apos would like to know if she is going to pass her physical to get her green card so she can come to the United States to be with her "Little Fat Bastard." Only if you stop huffing and puffing on that strange grass you humans find so desirable...You'll be able to smoke that stuff soon enough..I know that(hey, Yellowdog...what's the word I want for her neighbor?...oh, of course.)asshole that lives by you is hard to take even in small doses..but you can smoke pounds of that stuff and he's still going to be an asshole.


4. Oh, dear!..Zero has more than a few questions and all seem to be about women..Why is it you men have so much trouble with your women? I don't think Thor or Odin would put up with what the modern man puts up with..Alright Zero,the reason why all the women you fall in love with are crazy is because you are to young to be falling in love..You're not experienced enough to pick out the good from the bad..So you go for the one that will make you miserable..Patience my dear Zero, the one for you will come when you stop seeking her.No, she doesn't love you...but when you least expect it..the right one for you will come..


5.Nitwit, my you humans have some very strange names..but this one seems to be one of the Yellowdog's special friends and is concerned about some complete moron getting elected to the Presidency..Well, this I can tell you..the current President is not a 'complete moron'...I don't think he's capable of being a complete anything..except a complete asshole..I really do like that word...I always liked bunghole but asshole seems to fit better in this case.

6.Ruby...ah yes, Ruby..the man with the lovely sweet misunderstood dog..Ruby is concerned that a man named Kinky Friedman lost an election and that all dogs in the know must have voted for him..Which is part of the problem Ruby...dog's votes don't count unless your a republican..Then they count.Like Yellowdog told him, 'It doesn't matter if you have good intentions, if your head is up your ass.'

7.Flo: This lady is concerned with something called fonts, size and color of this blog. This blog belongs to the Yellowdog and she seems to be pretty content here with things as they are...and I don't see how that should concern me..But I did go to the place where you call home...with the exception of a picture of a very pretty human baby, I think that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
next.......

8.Cheesemeister just wants me to know she is happy with the Yellowdog and says she is a wise-ass..Yes, Cheesemeister most parts of her are very wise..Except for her vagina.it's made some serious mistakes over the years..

9.Cyberoutlaw: My you humans are very concerned with who's running for President and other offices...maybe if more of you had voted you wouldn't be in the mess you are in..But no, Nolan Ryan should not run for president..Yellowdog said for me to tell you that "just because he can pitch a perfect game, doesn't make him presidential material..'

10.Allan wants to know who is stalking him...Why, me of course.You are a very interesting person Allan and I like the music you play on your radio...Yellowdog says.."check him out."

11.Jan, Jan, Jan. You sure do ask some personal questions of the Goddess..I lost my virginity to my husband Od...who disappeared on our honeymoon...I was distraught and I wept and wept and wept..Finally I put on my falcon coat and flew around the world looking for him and found that one of the jealous God's had punished him by banishing him to the sea. By the time I got to him he had been turned into a horribly disfigured monster and soon after some one killed him...This was unexceptionable to me and I insisted that he be allowed to go to Valhalla even though he had not died in battle..I am allowed to make visits to him of a sexual nature, if you get my meaning, so even though he is dead, we still kept up our relationship.Of course he respected me in the morning and respects me still. I am the one that made it possible for him to enter Valhalla ...plus, as Yellowdog might say"I'm a great piece of ass."

12.Oh sweet Pixie..Why are we here?....You and the rest of the humans are here for my amusement..you do make me laugh so...like the time you learned how to ride your bike..that was great fun..

13.Buddha girl, who is named after one of my great friends...The Buddha...sends blessing to you all and to the little red headed man child named in his honor. Buddhagirl, you will most assuredly chase down that asshat and no you will never be able to put those drops in that child's eyes with out sitting on top of him...He's a strong willed man child who is not going to be easy to harness...The Yellowdog wishes that you and the redheaded boy would come down for some Czech festival that is held at Labor Day..Something about 'booging till you puke'...sounds like a pagan ritual.

14.Jblue wants to know if the aliens built the pyramids. Why is it when something wonderful and beautiful is discovered you want to find someone else to credit for it?...No, man kind build the pyramids..and all the other wonders of this world...You humans don't give yourself enough credit..
The aliens did make Bill Gates though..

15.Kath, if the weekends were any longer, you humans would never get any work done.You need to get up earlier, that might help..Why is yellow? This is a direct result from your humans...our word for yellow was 'Yegostrnofthsun'

16.Cyberoutlaw, is intersted if the state of New York can whip the ass's of the state of Texas..Yellowdog wants to answer this one....she says:"fuck no"...

17.Mimi is a very funny girl...She wants to know why you say 'take a shit and take a piss,' when you are actually leaving a shit and leaving a piss.' Hey, you humans made your language, and changed what the Goddess had written. You're the one that changed yellow from yegostrnofthsun....you made up some very strange words...I mean really ...'w-bn 'nk hmjt 'zt b-kl qsjt 'l gblm b-mqmm...that is Phoenician by the way..Who talks like that?...Mimi...it's up to you to start the change...next time ...tell people...'I'm going to go leave a shit, be right back.'...Every journey starts with one step...or a shit in this case..

18.Toodles is asking a question for her sister...another question about your President...Oh Thor!...You're president can't write a book ...in any form...it would take an entire storm of ghost riders to write his life story..Besides, who would read it?...She also wonders if he will be here till the end of his term..Unless your party of democrats grow balls, he will be here till the end..
Happiness....happiness is not hard to find...but you humans have become spoilt, you think owning things is the key to happiness. It's not..You spend so much time working to make money to buy things to make you happy that you have forgotten why you are here in the first place..To make this planet of your's a better place for the ones that come after you..Take pleasure in the world around you ...if it's not to your liking then you must work to change it...I made you so you would bring me joy..and being joyful does that..Owning lots of shinny toys shouldn't make you happy, making this planet a safe and clean environment for your children and your grandchildren will make you happy...and then..I will be happy.


19.Tina tossed in a question at the end of the night. Bush will get impeached in your democratic party decides to do their job...but I don't think they can agree on anything so things will probably go on as usual.
When you die....if you are good you come to my house...if you die in battle you go to Valhalla, if your bad...you go to Hades..easy peasy...
I must go now...one of the duties of being the Goddess is escorting soldiers who have died on the battle field into Valhalla, and thanks to your President I have many brave soldiers to tend to...

My blessings on you my children...make me happy...be joyful..

and don't forget to vote...


the Goddess has left the building..