I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, May 02, 2005

CROWN PRINCE ABDULLAH, RULER OF SAUDI ARABIA


IS A SEXIST PIG...AMONG OTHER NASTY NAMES I CAN THINK OF...THE PRINCE CAME TO TEXAS TO SEE HIS HAND HOLDING ASSKISSING BUDDY KING GEORGE... AND THIS IS WHAT HE DID IN DALLAS WE LOVE ANYONE WITH MONEY TEXAS...HE TOOK OVER 120 OF 143 ROOMS AT THE MANSION OF TURTLE CREEK A VERY POSH MOTEL... AND MOST OF THE SISTER HOTEL CRESCENT COURT.. HE LANDED AT LOVE FIELD IN TWO BOEING 747''S.
AND BECAUSE A PLACE THAT HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR PRESIDENTS, ROYALS AND OTHER DIGNITARIES HE HAD THEM MAKE SOME MODIFICATIONS IN HIS ROYAL SUITE...THE ENTIRE BATHROOM WAS RIPPED OUT AND REPLUMBED SO A BIDET COULD BE ADDED AND NEW MARBLE FLOOR.A WALL OF PLASMASCREEN TV''S WAS CONSTRUCTED SO THE PRINCE COULD WATCH 16 CHANNELS SIMULTANEOUSLY.. OLE PRINCE ''S PERSONAL LUGGAGE CONSISTED OF 200 PEICES.THIS WAS UNPACED BY HIS STAFF AND IMMEDIATELY SENT OUT TO BE IRONED,...1,600 PEICES IN ALL...THE HOTEL STAFF DID THIS LITTLE JOB IN 5 HOURS... A $1,000 ROOM HOUSED HIS WARDROBE...ANOTHER GUESTROOM WAS TURNED INTO A BARBERSHOP JUST FOR THE PRINCE..NO WIVES MADE THIS TRIP AS IT WAS STRICKLY BUSINESS..YEAH, RIGHT..THE PRINCE BROUGHT ALONG HIS PERSONAL CHEF, ALONG WITH 3 SOUS CHEF WHICH SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH GOT ALONG WELL WITH THE STAFF OF DEAN FEARING WHO HAS BEEN AT THE MANSION FOR 20 YEARS... SUNDAY DINNER IN THE MAIN DINNING ROOM WAS HELD FOR KING GEORGE AND HIS PRINCES. OIL EXECUTIVES FROM EXXON MOBIL AND CONOCOPHILLIPS, RAY HUNT, WHOSE DALLAS -BASED HUNT CONSOLIDATED HAS MAJOR HOLDINGS IN SAUDIE ARABIA''S SOUTHERN NEIGHBOR YEMEN. ALSO ATTENDING WERE U.S. AMBASSADOR TO SAUDIA ARABIA, JIM OBERWETTER, A FORMER SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT FOR GOVERNMENT AND PUBLIC AFFAIRS AT HUNT CONSOLATED.
WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON THE ENTOURAGE OF LACKYS HIRED A FLEET OF CARS TO SPREAD THE WEALTH BY GOING TO NORTH PARK CENTER, THE GALLERIA AND BEST BUY...ONE DRIVER SAID THEY LOADED UP ON ELECTRONICS..
BUT BECAUSE THIS WAS A BUSINESS TRIP, THEY DIDNT TIP WELL..THE BILL FOR THE 4 NIGHT STAY AT THE MANSION RAN UP TO $500,000 OR MORE DEPENDING ON THE RATES NEGOTIATED BY THE SAUDIE government and the cost of additional services such as food and beverages..room service started at 9am and ran constantly until 1am...dean fearing was quoted as saying.."iver never seen people eat like this in my life. in the 20 years at the mansion, ive never seen anything like it"
included in this little jaunt is the number of dallas police officers used both on and off duty.(wonder how much that cost the city of dallas??)and even ole clinton dropped by as he and the prince are ole hand holding asskissing buddies too...
and during all this handholding, asskissing meeting did they come to an agreement on the price of oil?????? you bet your ass....not a fucking thing will change...them thats got...gets....and fuck the rest of us...
ok,im going to go bang my head on the wall now...love and kisses..from the land of oyl...

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