MAN YOU GUYS ARE SO COMPLIMENTARY... OF COURSE IF I WAS GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE I WOULD HAVE TO BE THE QUEEN...I AM FROM TEXAS AFTER ALL AND WE RAISE THEM BIG HERE...I MAY BE THE QUEEN...BUT GEORGE IS STILL THE KING....
WHEN I TOLD MY FRIENDS THAT I HAD BLOGGED ABOUT ME BEING AN ASSHOLE, THEY ALL VOLUNTEERED TO GIVE EXAMPLES...MOST OF THEM WERE FROM WHEN I WAS A WALKING TALKING RAVING ALCOHOLIC...(SOBER ALMOST 14 YEARS)...LIKE THE TIME I WAS SITTING IN A BAR AND SOME GUY WAS DRUNK ENOUGH WHERE I WAS LOOKING PRETTY PRIME AND KEPT TELLING ME WHAT HE WOULD DO TO ME IF I WENT HOME WITH HIM..AND HOW GREAT HE WAS IN BED, AND IF I WENT HOME WITH HIM I''D THROW ROCKS AT OTHER GUYS. ETC...AFTER LISTENING TO THIS FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES..I SAID ...ARE YOU REALLY REALLLY REALLY THAT GOOD IN BED...AND HE SAID YES, HE WAS...AND I SAID WELL, IF YOUR THAT GOOD..WHY DONT YOU GO HOME AND FUCK YOURSELF....
THEN THERE WAS THE TIME...WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA...THERE ARE PLENTY MORE, WAY PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM...
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