WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT LOOKING LIKE MY NORMAL SELF AND WOKE UP THIS MORNING LOOKING LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN...SOME THING KEEPS BITING ME AND MAKES MY FACE SWELL...I GET A LUMP THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY MOUTH AND ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MARBLE INSIDE MY LIP AND THEN IT SWELLS....LIP IS SO SWOLLEN IT ACTUALLY DROOPS..LAST ABOUT A DAY...SO IM IN HIDING TILL IT GOES DOWN...LOOKS LIKE SOME ONE WHACKED ME A GOOD ONE IN THE MOUTH..BUT EVEYONE KNOWS ME WELL ENOUGHT TO KNOW IF THAT HAPPENED I WOULD BE IN JAIL FOR DOING SAID PERSON IN...BUT CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT IS GETTING TO ME..HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR..STARTED WHEN I GOT THE TWO DOGS AND THOUGHT IT WAS THEM, BUT NOT...THOUGHT IT WAS CAT..BUT NOT...THINK IT IS THIS TEE TINEY LITTLE BROWN FLYING THING..SMALLER THAN A GNAT AND A FRUIT FLY AND SILENT..MAKES NO NOISE WHEN IN AIR..AND SO LIGHT THAT DONT FEEL IT WHEN IT LANDS ON ME...I HAVE SPRAYED SO MUCH BUG KILLER AROUND THAT THE ANIMALS ARE TAKING ON A GREEN GLOW...AND IM GROWING ANOTHER TOE.BUT IT IS ON MY HAND...REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.
I AM WORKING AT OUR LITTLE LIBRARY TOMORROW SO HOPE THE SWELLING IS DOWN BY THEN..DONT WANT TO SCARE THE KIDS...I LOVE WORKING AT THE LIBRARY..PARENTS COME IN WITH THEIR KIDS AND THE KIDS CHECK OUT BOOKS BUT PARENTS DONT..SO I MAKE IT MY LIFES WORK TO FIND THEM A BOOK THAT I KNOW THEY WILL LIKE AND WILL ACTUALLY READ...SO FAR IM BATTING ABOUT 70%...THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I DID WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTERS WAS TAKE THEM TO THE LIBARY.WAY BACK WHEN THEY WERE 2=3 YEARS OLD..GOT THEM LIBARY CARDS WHEN THEY WERE 4 AND THEY ALL ARE STILL BIG READERS...I CHECK OUT ABOUT 45-60 BOOKS A MONTH... HENRIETTA THE LIBARIAN SAID I HAVE CHECKED OUT OVER 10,000 BOOKS SINCE I MOVED BACK HERE IN 94...HAVE TO GO BUY DOG FOOD ...HOPE NO ONE NOTICES I LOOK LIKE THE ELEPHANT WOMAN....
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