WHEN I WAS A KID MY DADDY WAS STATIONED AT HICKAM FIELD HAWAII...WE LIVED THERE FOR 3 YEARS..BEST TIME OF MY LIFE...WE HAD A PARAKEET NAMED PETE,ENDED UP HAVING HIM FOR 9 YEARS...HE COULD SWEAR LIKE 7 DRUNK SAILORS....HE WOULD SAY IN MY MOTHERS VOICE...YES, ITS ME AND IM PISSED AGAIN...YOU SONOFABITCH...WITH A LOT OF STRESS ON SONOFABITCH...WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE PASTOR OF THE CHURCH IN WAYNESVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA...WHO TOSSED OUT 9 MEMBERS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT.....
WELL DOH......
NOW HE IS BACK TRACKING SO FAST HE SOUNDS LIKE THE CHIPMUCKS SINGING JINGLE BELLS...
JUST ABOUT THE TIME I THINK THE DUMBEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF LIVE IN EITHER TEXAS OR FLA. ALONG COMES GOOD OLE N.CAROLINA..THANKS YA''LL FOR TAKING THE HEAT OFF OF THEM FOR AWHILE...
WHY IS IT THAT CHRISTIANS ACT THE LEAST CHRIST LIKE...JESUS WHO WAS A GREAT PROPHET SAID THE MOST PROFOUND STATEMENTS, LIKE LOVE THY NEIGHBOR...NOT LOVE THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS HE THINKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO YOU SIMPLE MINDED JACKASS...
WELL, EXCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME FOR BEING UN CHRIST LIKE ON THIS OCCASION...BUT I HOPE THEY FIRE HIS ASS AND SEND HIM PACKING...MY ONLY FEAR IS ...HE''LL MOVE TO TEXAS....BANG MY HEAD...
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