west puts out a newspaper every wed...and this week it had all the graduating seniors pictuers. there were about 120 of them..and im looking at them and they all have those sweet little faces...all eager and ready to get their asses creamed when they go out the school doors...but as im looking at the three pages of the smiley little faces something keeps bugging me and i cant figure out what it is ...then ureka...it hits me...they are alllllllllllll......white....not one shiny little black face in the bunch...doesnt mean we dont have any black kids graduating because they flunked...we dont have any black graduating kids because there arent any...there were 2 kids with hispanic names...(just where the fuck is hispain any how)this town is pleasantville texas... except its not black and white...its just white...
then as iam reading the west newspaper.. i see an ad for a carnival cruise..and i swear to the goddess im not making this up...its a polka cruise...they have a dance contest, some thing called a kroj contest, dumpling instructions, and polka dances 24/7..be still my fucking heart....way too much excitement...there was also an ad for a new business..a family fitness center...yeah, right..im going to rush right down there and sweat to the oldies...please someone come to texas and kill me if you ever hear me mention excercises, diets or losing weight...im not interesting in meeting men to fuck..so who cares if im fat...
i havent been to sleep yet..been up all night..between the thunder, barking dogs, mewing cat and too much dr.pepper(bought a sixpack of dublin dr.pepper and jittery as a motherfucker)so deceided to use this little cheap speed trip to good use...
so i get the dallas am paper, which reminds me write them again and tell them jackiesue wants her fucking ballard comic back ...i send out at least 8 emails a week but so far nada...anyhow, im reading the paper and sadly but true...earnest t. bass croaked...remember him from the andy griffith show?? i actually remember him from the show of shows too with sid caeser....and then the guy that played the father of arthur''s bride to be in the movie authur..he croaked too. he also played on dallas...and then to make it the "they always die in three''s" merchant of merchant and ivory of the movies...howards end and room with a view..he croaked too...so lets have a moment of silence for them..ok, that''s enought...
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