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Saturday, May 28, 2005

SPRING NEWSLETTER FROM TRIXIE


Received my spring newsletter from Trixie, Dean Koontz''s yellow golden retreiver...it says....
"is me, Trixie (who is dog). Is thursday. How was your day? Mine was good. No mange.No fleas. Good blwel movement. I go to vet''s office every thursday, get bath and sometimes trim.Like to smell good. Every morning, after long walk, Mom brushes and combs me for 30 or 40 minutes, sometimes Dad. Don''t mean to say Mom sometimes brushes and combs Dad. Mean to say that sometimes Dad is the one brushes and combs me. I Trixie, never brush and comb either Mom or Dad. Mom doesn''t need brushed and combed. Das needs it but just can''t sit still. He is hyper, can chase ball whole afternoon and still wants atention al thruough dinner. Sometimes Mom and me tie one end of tug toy to doorknob, close door, put other end of tug toy in Dad''s mouth, and he keeps himself busy for huors. We are lucky Dad writes books. This keeps him busy for hours, too, otherwise he would drive us crazy. Dad (who is not a dog) has new book in stores on Tuesday, May 24th, 2005.

then goes on to tell about new book which sounds really good. called velocity...this bartender gets a note that says you dont take this note to the police and get them involved, i will kill a lovely blond schoolteacher womewhere in napa county. If you do take this note to the police, i will instead kill an elderly woman active in charity work...you have 6 huors to decide.....sounds pretty damn good...im going to get librarian to get it for us...meaning me...i used to write and receive mail from dean koontz when he first started out, but then he got so popular than he doesnt have the time so i get the seasonaly newsletter from the dog now...there are always lots of cute pictures of trixie..who just happens to be one of the cutest dogs ever...if you want to subscribe write to Dean Koontz
Useless News
Post office box 9529
Newport Beach, calif92658-9529
im all excited cause he is doing a second book for Odd Thomas...one of my favorite books by him....
ok, did my ruby rocks good deed for the day telling a dog story....

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