I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, March 01, 2013

ALLERGIES AND ASTHMA

what a pain in the ass..I think the medicine is worse than the illness. Been sick this past week. Knew it was my allergies and was going to kick in an asthma attack as I haven't had one since I first got diagnosed with on set adult asthma..feckers..so finally went to see Dr. Cujo, and got a steroid shot, some z-pac anti-biotics just to make sure, a new inhaler for the wheezing and a script for a nebulizer machine. So I don't have Abby and I'm taking all of my meds and then because the meds are really helping but the cough won't go away I decide to go get some ??? any cough syrup..so I get Delysn ..holy shit..it's like liquid heroin..I was whacked out of my head. Slept like I had died and had weird psychedelic dreams. Wake up at 6:30 a.m. still loopy as fuck and decide to fix some chicken breasts for Jamie..so I smear garlic lemon and rosemary all over them and stick them in the oven..go into living room and fall into a coma on my recliner..out like a light..4 hours later I think..damn something smells good..smelled a lot better than they looked..3 shriveled up dry hunks of chicken breast...but damn the skin was crispy..Then President Obama is on the TV giving his 'I'd save you from the GOP but he's not a dictator and something about the apocalypse and Jedi warriors. All I kept thinking was '...damn he's  cute...we have a black president and he's so damn cute.'.yeah, I was loopy as hell.
My cough is a little better, but my stomach muscles and back are killing me from all the coughing..sucks bites and blows..
We've had the most psycho weather ever..71 one day and 29 that night ..then 60's then 40's then 50's then 80..son of a bitch..the flowers and trees don't know if they should shed or bloom..Birds are running around in circles trying to figure out if they should stay or leave..
Miss Abby has been sick too, and lucky for me, she's such a good natured baby. She's babbling and laughing and giving raspberry's...she's very vocal now..yelling and growling..if I can figure out how to get the videos on the computer I'll post a few..she cracks me up..and the other day I sang the entire song of Mercedes Benz to her and her mother..Jamie was laughing her ass off and Abby was looking at me with a 'damn, is my Grannie cool or what?' look on her face..classic..I may video that..once you see and hear me sing that song, your life will never be the same. I will do a West post, but right now? I'm too loopy..and worked hard all my life time ...no help from my ................friends......oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz... 

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Holy crapoly! All those good drugs and you're STILL coughing and hacking? Doesn't seem right. I hope you come down soon, but in the meantime, fantasize all you want about President Obama, oooh yeah baby.

FoxyMoron said...

Okay well at least that stuff made you feel a bit better. I think. LOL

Mr. Charleston said...

My mother use to suffer with asthma. It finally pretty much went away by the time she was 80. So chin up Granny. Relief is in sight! ;-)

MarkD60 said...

Might try some of that cough medicine, I like psychedelic dreams!
Hope your cough, asthma and all that gets better.

heartinhand said...

Feel better soon, Jackie!

thepoodleanddogblog said...

It seems like medicine today is always worse than what it is supposed to cure. Rest and orange juice work best. Or just rest.