I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Sunday, May 31, 2020

holyshit..blogger ate a post of mine..fuck

Ok, here's the deal..I have a ton of memes that are just to important and good to leave to do them daily..so I'm going to post them all after Tuesday post..you can either read them at once if you have time or you can read them daily..up to you..whatever blows your skirts up..but I swear to the Goddess I'm going to end up doing jail time over this shit or just straight to death row..my head is throbbing ..I have blown up at assholes on facebook and pissed off friends..and folks..take a good look at my face..does it look like a face that gives a shit.????
read my tits...

Friday, May 29, 2020

new hearing aids..no more..huh? what? WHAT?

                        My son sent this ^^to me in a text..I love that boy.

 I had my vacuum sitting in living room for a week..when I used it to hang my bra on I said fuck it and moved it back to the bedroom.

speaking of vibrators..I got a text the other night ..it said "I saw what you did..I saw you masterbate and if you don't place $15,000 in 'xyz bank account' I will put it on the internet and all your friends will know what you did too. 
After laughing hysterically I blocked and deleted the text..but I so wanted to send a reply text saying 'can I order a half dozen 5x7 glossies?