Saturday, July 31, 2010
Who can ignore you better than a cat?
I can out wait him but I can't get him to look at the camera if he doesn't want to..bastid.
More Texas clouds..Babs thinks you are all sick to fucking death of me and my cloud pictures and just to nice to say anything..I like to think your all suckers for big ole fat fluffy clouds too.
But then I also believe in rain in the summer in Texas.
Tina sticking her tongue out at me and my Roxy's...ha.Tina's catch, which she caught, tortured for a few hours and then kilt.
Pictures of the book case that is now part book case and part TV stand.I like it better, but damn...now I have books with no place to go. And one of the shelves was put in back wards and it's the one on top and the hardest to get in so I said fuckit..which I'm apt to do and often.
It's a 100 motherfucking degrees here with heat index of 105 last I checked. This is the punishment we get for 2 days of rain,a week of over 100 degrees.. I slept like a cadaver last night..over 11 hours..But then I have averaged over 3 hours a night for a week so I guess it caught up with me..I had left Dexter outside with the door cracked open so he could come in and I wouldn't have to chase him down before I went to bed. I was woken up at about 1:30a.m. by a 16 pound cannon ball right in the middle of my chest. Not fun..well, now that I've bored you with my cat and cloud pictures I'm going to go watch syfy channel...
To spice up her dead sex-life she buys a new pair of panties. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
4 photos in different tints of my beautiful daughter.
Inky and my son David who I had not spoken to in 7 years. I said his name he said yes, mam'm, and that was it.
My friend Daniel N. in a play in Maine.
Happy Kenna who has a tooth now and is walking.10 1/2 months old.
Me and Inky at Wolfs, and Devin and Marissa at Bible Camp.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
The phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
The little girl said,
"I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"