I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Sunday, August 30, 2009


who doesn't like a creamy butt fingered ice cream.?

Nick and Nora..just kidding kids.

notso wishy washy.





nothing but toejam..aussie girl.



buddhaboy and ranger

shark lady




we wish



Jan( remember that the next time the niners and boys mix it up

big pissy

i wrote ted and when i came back it was gone..maybe the feds have been here...ha


After you read all this lovely shit...check out Babs new post..athttp://howtogoinsane.blogspot.com/


Learn something new everyday..Today in the DAM News was a great story about a festival that was held in Lewisville, Texas 8/30-9-1 just weeks after Woodstock..Babs and I call it Lewisstock. But then we're just plum goofy today..She's wacky from lack of tabacky and I'm..well, I'm just wacky cause it's my nature.

So, the deal is...it's fucking Sunday and I don't want to spend all day typing up this shit for your intertainment and learning...So I googled most of what I could find and if your intrested in a Texas version of Woodstock (and yes, Janis Joplin played) here is all the places you can go to. Can you tell I'm still pissy after the Cowboys loss..plus that fucking Skip is kicking my ass over on best of blog contest..and I tried to go see his blog and my internet explorer won't let me go there..but I got to see his post on the race and he said he was in a contest with Yellowdog Granny from Texas and he really wanted to kick her ass...how dare him? Doesn't he know it's his ass that's going to be kicked? Are you going to let a grown man named "Skip" kick your granny's ass?...But to vote more than once you have to delete everything ..cookies, files, websites and passwords...but I'm worth it aren't I...plus a vote for me is a vote for world peace and you'd get the pleasure of kicking the ass of Skip..really what kind of name is Skip for a growd-up..Skip's a dogs name..it's what you do to my lou..(skip to my lou...no?... young punks) it's what you do to the perfect stone across a lake or like here in West...a tank.. If you Skip a period, you could be in trouble. If you skip school and skip your period everyone in home room will be talking about you behind your back. ...........Ahhh, skip it..so..peace and love and all that shit..now lets go kick Skip's ass.

Texas International Pop Festival 1969Lewisville, TX 8/30/69 - 9/1/69
Volume One: Chicago Transit Authority8/30/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Introduction-> Introduction (real song title) (6:45)2. Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is (5:02)3. South California Purples (7:05)4. Beginnings (6:20)5. 25 or 6 to 4 (5:43)6. --announcements-- (0:50) (8-31-69)7. I'm A Man (7:23) (8-31-69)
Robert Lamm - keyboards, vocalsTerry Kath - guitar, vocalsPeter Cetera - bass, vocalsDanny Seraphine - drumsWalter Parazaider - woodwinds, bg vocalsLee Loughnane -trumpet, bg vocalsJames Pankow - trombone========================================
Volume Two: James Cotton Blues Band8/30/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. --announcements/Intro-> Cut You Loose (6:48)2. FallinÕ Rain (8:49)3. Heart Attack (5:55)4. Knock On Wood (3:00)5. Nine Below Zero (3:58)6. Dust My Broom (5:15)7. The Creeper (11:02)8. Turn On Your Lovelight (12:57)9. Please, Please, Please (3:58)
James Cotton - vocals, harmonicaLuther Tucker - guitarBill "Stumuk" Nugent - tenor saxBob Anderson - bassBarry Smith - drums========================================
Volume Three: Janis Joplin & The Kozmic Blues Band8/30/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Introduction-> Raise Your Hand (5:13)2. As Good As You Been To This World (6:52)3. Try(Just A Little Bit Harder) (6:23)4. Maybe (3:45)5. To Love Somebody (4:57)6. Summertime (4:50)
Janis Joplin - vocalsSnooky Flowers - baritone sax, vocalsSam Andrew - guitarBrad Campbell- bassRichard Kermode - keyboardsLonnie Castille - drumsTerry Clements - tenor saxLuis Gasca - trumpet========================================
Volume Four: Rotary Connection8/30/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Lady Jane (5:30)2. Ruby Tuesday (10:27)3. Stormy Monday-> The Whole Creation-> Stormy Monday (14:48)4. Sunshine Of Your Love (8:21)5. Let The People Talk (14:23)
Minnie Ripperton - vocalsSidney Barnes - vocalsJon Stocklin - guitarJeremiah - bassKen Venegas - organBobby Simms - drums========================================
Volume Five: Santana8/31/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Evil Ways (6:03)2. You Just Don't Care (5:21)3. Shades Of Time (5:00)4. Jingo (5:59)5. Treat (3:35)6. Soul Sacrifice (9:32)
Carlos Santana - guitarGreg Rollie - keyboards, vocalsDave Brown - bassMichael Carabello - percussionChepito Areas - percussionMichael Shrieve - drums========================================
Volume Six: Led Zeppelin8/31/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Train Kept A-Rollin' (2:59)2. I Can't Quit You Baby (6:49)3. Dazed And Confused (14:59)4. You Shook Me (10:42)5. How Many More Times (Part 1) (10:45)6. How Many More Times (Part 2) (11:42)7. Communication Breakdown (4:42)
Robert Plant - vocalsJimmy Page - guitarJohn Paul Jones - bassJohn Bonham - drums========================================
Volume Seven: Spirit9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Rehearsal Theme (3:06)2. I'm Truckin-> Fresh Garbage-Poor Richard (6:21)3. Caught-> Jams (10:50)4. Ground Hog Day (4:11)5. Policeman's Ball-> drums-> Mechanical World (11:32)6. I Got A Line On You (3:25)7. Aren't You Glad (3:36)
Jay Ferguson - vocals, percussionRandy California - guitar, vocalsJohn Locke - organMark Andes - bassEd Cassidy - drums========================================
Volume Eight: B.B. King9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Introduction (1:03)2. Sweet Sixteen (6:10)3. Please Accept My Love (4:09)4. --band intros-- (0:58)5. Everybody Wants To Know Why I Sing The Blues (6:28)6. Don't Want A Soul Hanging Around-> It Ain't My Cross To Bear (6:37)7. What's Wrong Little Mama (7:14)8. How Blue Can You Get (5:44)9. Whole Lot Of Lovin (2:49)10. Everyday I Have The Blues (2:07)
B.B.King - guitar, vocalsAlberto Gianquinto - pianoKenneth Moore - bassSonny Freeman - drumsJohn Browning - trumpetBooker Walker - alto saxLouis Hubert - tenor sax========================================
Volume Nine: Ten Years After9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl (7:20)2. Can't Keep From Cryin' Sometimes (17:59)3. Hobbit (10:12)4. Spoonful (6:57)5. I'm Goin' Home (11:30)
Alvin Lee - guitar, vocalsChick Churchill - organLeo Lyons - bassRic Lee - drums========================================
Volume Ten: Sly & The Family Stone9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
1. Intro-> M'Lady (7:09)2. Sing A Simple Song (5:32)3. You Can Make It If You Try (6:24)4. Stand-> Love City-> Higher/announcements... (10:14)5. Everyday People (3:12)6. Dance To The Music-> Music Lover-> raps-> (8:19)7. I Wanna Take You Higher-> Jam (9:40)
Sly Stone - organ, vocalsRose Stone - electric piano, vocalsFreddie Stone - guitar, vocalsLarry Graham, bass, vocalsCynthia Rubinson - trumpet, vocalsJerry Martin - sax, vocalsGreg Errico - drums========================================
Volume Eleven: Partial sets (Part One)8/30->9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, Texas
Grand Funk (8-30-69)
1. Intro (0:08)2. Are You Ready (3:42)
Mark Farner - vocals guitarMel Schacher - bassDon Brewer - drums----------------------------
Incredible String Band (8-31-69)
3. -announcements>Introduction (1:02)4. Waiting For You (6:31)5. Black Jack Davy (4:25)
Robin Williamson - vocals, guitarMike Heron - vocals, guitarChristina "Licorice" McKechnie - percussion, organ, vocalRose Simpson - percussion, violin, bass guitar----------------------------
Sam & Dave (8-30-69)
6. I've Been Loving You Too Long (10:44)7. May I, Baby? (4:04)
Sam Moore - vocalsDave Prater - vocalsSteve Cropper - guitarBooker T Jones - organDonald "Duck" Dunn - bassAl Jackson, Jr. - drumsWayne Jackson - trumpetJoe Arnold - sax----------------------------
Herbie Mann (8-30-69)
8. Tangier-> (7:47)9. Improvisation (7:12)
Herbie Mann - fluteSonny Sharrock - guitarMiroslav Vitous - bassRoy Ayers - vibraphoneBruno Carr - drums----------------------------
Canned Heat (8-30-69)
10. Intro...talking-> (1:42)11. Bullfrog Blues (5:16)12. Rollin & Tumblin-> jam (12:23)13. --talk...tuning...stage stuff... (3:08)14. Blind Owl's Blues (9:28)
Bob Hite - vocalsAlan Wilson - vocals, slide guitar, harpHarvey Mandel - lead guitarLarry Taylor - bassAdolfo De La Parra - drums----------------------------
Lewisville Police Chief Adams (9-1-69)
15. Speech (2:00)========================================
Volume Twelve: Partial sets (Part Two)
9/1/69 Dallas International Motor Speedway, Lewisville, TexasDelaney & Bonnie & Friends (9-1-69)
1. We Got To Get Ourselves Together (3:14)2. The Ghetto (6:04)3. When The Battle Is Over (6:58)4. Things Get Better (3:47)
Delaney Bramlett - vocals, guitarBonnie Bramlett - vocalsJerry McGee - guitarBobby Whitlock - organ, vocalsCarl Radle - bassJim Gordon - drumsBobby Keys - saxJim Price - trumpet, tromboneRita Coolidge - bg vocals----------------------------
Tony Joe White (9-1-69)
5. Polk Salad Annie (5:50)6. Aspen, Colorodo (3:24)7. Can You See The Lightning (4:57)8. Roosevelt & Ira Lee (5:18)9. Hard To Handle (3:58)
Tony Joe White - guitar, vocals, harmonicaTommy McClure - BassSammy Creason - DrumsMike Utley - Organ----------------------------
Sweetwater (9-1-69)
10. What's Wrong-> jam-> What's Wrong (14:56)11. Why Oh Why (3:46)
Nansi Nevins - vocalsAlbert Moore - vocals, fluteAlex Del Zoppo - keyboardsFred Herrera - bassAugust Burns - cellElpidio Cobian - congasAlan Malarowitz - drums

Saturday, August 29, 2009


Jan sent me an email saying if her team lost to the Cowboys it was only preseason and if they won it meant the Cowboys sucked...I said the same goes for me. So after they lost to the Niners she send me a copy of her post on her blog where she not only rubs it in....she stole my nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo expression..I sent her a one word email response...bitch..

It's only preseason dammit...But my first and second string beat her first and second string, but the 3rd and 4th string Niners kicked out ass...with a lot of help from our #24..and anyone want to bet me that he's gone by the weekend?.....stupid..stupid play...never take your eyes off the fucking ball you dipshit...sigh*...Judas Priest...If I'm this nutso over preseason can you imagine what I'll be like during the season?...Oh...fuck!....watchout...psycho is on the loose.

It's cooler out...97...damn near a cold front.


"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 Viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
Jenny and Jason brought over the new dresser and the black faux leather couch and love seat. I love them..but they forgot the cushions (I think Jenny did it on purpose so I'd have to make a trip out to see her new house, ha)...I had to move the one book case by the TV so I could center it more to be seen by every angle..then after I put the furniture where I thought it would look best I had to move the book case once more to get room for my recliner..I love my recliner..I can nap like a mother fucker in that baby.. I gave Tony the other recliner and he's a happy ole man. Hmm, have I mentioned Tony? He's a deacon (from England and white) for Bold Springs Baptist Church and doesn't have a lot of much. So he was thrilled with the recliner and since I got the big ole beautiful dresser I am giving him my old one..and when I say old I mean old...had it since 1984...been every color you can think of. I spent days sanding and beating up the top to make it took old and then sanded it down and put 5 coats of varnish on it..First thing he said when he saw it was oh, I'll have to paint that..I almost told him he couldn't have it..dipshit..oh well.. I love my new dresser...it has a huge mirror and now everything I had 'stuffed' into the old dresser is now roomy in the new one..soon as I get it all put in the right place and the mirror up in the dresser will take picutures...man..I'm in high cotton..ha. I'm also thinking about getting some different curtains..I have white sheer ones now with a valance...but would like something a little darker and more color to block out that fucking Texas sun..Judas Priest..One more day of 103 temperature and I am going redneck ...my ass is plum wore out from the nekkid rain dance, plus every time I do it, it rains 500 miles away. Amarillo gets it and Houston gets it. Sigh*
I thought you would know that Inky is going to come over and do a 'guest post'...I talked to him yesterday on the phone at Wolf's and he was drunk and I laughed my ass off...I want him to do a life in the day of Inky..he said no one would believe it..I said oh yeah they will...they know enough about you to not be surprised by anything..Oh man..he was so silly drunk..I had tears in my eyes..
Oh good news..remember the TABC raid on the gay bar in Fort Worth? Well, they fired 2 agents, a supervisor and disciplined 2 other high-ranking employees after an investigation revealed numerous policy violations...gee Y'think? Plus they announced several policy and procedural changes. Oh and by the way? There was no crotch grabbing and every thing the agents said happened to make them slam dunk the guy's head into the wall and arrest everyone? All a pack of lies...So there is at least some justice from this mess.
Ok, I'm out of here..have to take the dresser over to Tony's and get ready to go to Jenny's. Will take pictures of her new home. She and Jason are both so excited..and I'll so happy for them.
have a great weekend...Goddess bless..

Thursday, August 27, 2009


I had forgotten all about it..and I have 4 lousy votes and one of them is mine ..ha...

vote for me and I'll put pot in everyone of you chickens..


For all those guys who are King....................... Until their wife gets home.

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.""Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?""When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees.""Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"She said,"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit."

Wednesday, August 26, 2009




When ever my local oldies but goodies station has call in requests this is the one I always call in. The guy recognizes my voice now( in case you didn't know I have a very very deep very distinctive voice) and just says 'oh..yeah, Midnight at the Oasis'...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K-hF-Tlp0Y
I also ask them to play in the year 2525...it's one of my favorites too but for a different reason. I think drugs were involved.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDUZ1CRsiKQ
I loves my oldies.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


I put this on before but I don't care wanted to put it on again. I love this song..It makes me happy.

Monday, August 24, 2009


if you start at the bottom of the cloud pictures you'll see how the clouds changed in 15 minutes. I forgot to pick my okra when they were 'ripe' so this is the size of them when I finally picked them. They could be used as daggers...There was no way you could eat these suckers...so I boiled them up then froze them so I could just use them for flavor when I make soups this winter..or not...Look at my clouds..ain't they grand?


Or at least Yankee Girl thinks so..and that suits me just fine. To receive this award I have to name 5 things I am addicted to and give the award to 5 bloggers...Well, I'm pretty much over most of my addictions, and all of your blogs are fucking fabulous. But I can only do 5( I may cheat)
So lets see?..5 things I am 'still' addicted to.
1. Dublin Dr. Pepper, but then you all probably guessed that right off the bat didn't ya? Other than they just taste good..they are a link to my childhood..It brings back memories of me, Michael Ray, DI ann, and Larry Wayne each getting a dime and being allowed to walk from Big Mama's and Daddy Red's to Mrs. Weeks grocery store in Mesquite, Texas..DI ann and I got Dr Pepper's, Michael Ray got Nehi Grape and Larry Wayne got cokecolla.(which is what we called it..I think he drank it because Big Mama did, cause he was a titty baby.)
2. Blue Bell Ice Cream, preferably Rocky Road ...I love Rocky Road. Blue Bell is just the best ice cream for me..I am sure there are better brands of ice cream out there, but not to me.
3.Blogging and Facebook. I really do love blogging, mainly for all the wonderful people I have met and all the friends I have made. I don't get mushy often, but you folks are as close to me as my own family. Which isn't saying much as most of them are a bunch of assholes. And for what ever reason I really do have fun with Facebook. I get more replies to my Facebook comments then I do the blog most of the time. I have a 160 friends and don't know who most of the fuckers are, but I know their kids, husbands, kin folk and pets names, which if you think about it ..is pretty cool.
4.The Dallas Morning News..What can I say. I love my fucking DAM News, along with my West, Texas News. Dallas gives me local, state and world news plus the sports department just rocks. I love everything about my West News but I love the Grocery sales updates the most. A good sale can mean the difference between buying local or having to go to the House of Satan. buttroys.
5. The Dallas Cowboys....Like that's a big surprise..There actually was a time when I lived in New Mexico before they won the first Super Bowl and they got so close so many times that I being young and fickle actually didn't like them and rooted for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Don't let that bit of information out ...I'd be burnt at the stake.
So considering I have been hooked on cigarettes, speed, acid, booze and dark haired men with a penchant for being pushed around by a big tittied blond, I'm doing ok.
and my five your blog is fucking fabulous are:
1. http://intenseguy.blogspot.com/he's smart, funny, has a thing for orange traffic cones and takes awesome pictures.
2. ...http://thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com/the_poodle_and_dog_blog/she has a weakness for animals and writes great stories about them. Rescues, adopting, heroic dogs, silly cats and like me doesn't like PETA... Plus she's just one of my favorite people..we email each other back and forth all day long..we're plum silly.
3. http://rosemarys-attic.blogspot.com/This is a lady of such fine character I can't even begin to tell you. And I will tell you now that she's the one (she's going to be pissed) who paid for my DAM News ....So go by and tell her howdy.
4. . http://heartinhand.wordpress.com/Oh my, one of the funniest people I know..She makes me laugh and spit stuff out of my nose. You will love her...you won't be able to help yourself..trust me...she's a cananaderian but don't hold that against her.
5. oh man..this is hard.....the last one...ok...I thought about it..and you are all my 5th favorite blog to receive the YOUR BLOG IS FUCKING FABULOUS.
so you all can play this if you want to...Just know ONE THING.. I love you...each and every one of you..Goddess bless you my children.

Sunday, August 23, 2009


how I hate Blue Monday
Got to work like a slave all day
Here come Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday
I'm so tired got no time to play
Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks
My gal calls, got to tell her that I'm out'Cause Thursday is a hard workin' day
Got my money and my honeyAnd I'm out on the stand to playSunday mornin' my head is bad
But it's worth it for the time that I had
But I've got to get my rest
'Cause Monday is a mess





big pissy









buzzard billy