I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, November 30, 2007


But the Cowboys won yet again(37-27)...and we beat a great team...actually next to the Cowboys, the Packers are my favorite team...I have always been a huge Packer fan..even when they kicked out ass in the Ice Bowl...If we'd won that game, the Super Bowl trophy would probably be called the Landry Trophy instead of the Lombardi Trophy..The only bad part of the game is that Farve got hurt..I really really hated to see that..He's such a great competitor and he's having the season of his life and I hope won't be out long..He deserves a shot at the playoffs , just as long as they don't beat us to get there..But this win will probably keep us out of Lambeau Stadium for the playoffs..We will have home field advantage...rather play where it's maybe 50 degrees out instead of 50 below..

It was a very interesting night..As the game was on NFL Channel and my crappy cable company doesn't have it, I met my friends Inky and Anessa at Wolf's Sports Bar in West..It's not a big place but it's really nice and have 7 screens and one of them was the size of my living room...I was only in there about 20 minutes before the smoke started to get to me..I told Inky I couldn't believe how I could stand all that smoke when I used to drink in bars for so many years..then we both looked at each other and said "cause you were(I) was drunk."...What they say about "the girls are prettier at closing time"...is true...by 10:15 I had 3 different guys come on to me...One guy did his little spiel and I just laughed and said:"I don't think so, I wouldn't have fucked you even when I was a drunk."....So then he introduced me to his friend 'Randy'..who he said was the most illegible bachelor in West. I looked at Randy and said:"I think I'm too old for Randy."...Randy said, "nah, your probably about my age, maybe a little older."..I said "how old are you Randy?"
he said "48"...I laughed like a maniac..and told him...I just turned 64 Randy..No thanks..they still had their mouths open when I walked off..still laughing..(Wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that I bleached my hair back blond?...it's sort of strawberry blond, like mojo's)Then good ole Pat. A. who put his arm around my shoulder and whispered in my ear:"you know ..you still got it Jackie"....and I whispered back:"and you still ain't getting any of it Pat."...Told Inky if I stayed till closing I could actually get lucky..I'd be drop dead gorgeous by then...
I had to come home and take a shower and wash my hair to get all the smoke off me..icky poo...But it was pretty fun...I am so used to being at home screaming and yelling anything I want to at the TV screen that I forgot and screamed at Wade Phillips(coach for cowboys)...'throw the fucking flag you asshole'...the table right by us cracked up and one guy high fived me..I said I was sorry I was just used to saying what ever I wanted at home without worrying about offending anyone..they assured me that I only said what they were thinking so after that I just screamed and yelled to my hearts content and getting high fives..They especially liked it when I threatened to put my Baby Phat in the ass of some jerk who always roots against the Cowboys just to be obnoxious..He thinks he's being funny and no one ever calls him on it..except no one told me that..and I said if he cheered for the Packers one more time he was going to be spending the rest of the night at Hillcrest Emergency Room getting my Baby Phats removed from his ass...he got his feathers ruffled and went to Coyote Bob's...I got a round of high fives and 2 bottles of water(which is what I was drinking....boy that was weird)It still feels strange to be in a bar and especially in a bar and drinking water...One of my old friends that I hadn't seen in forever sent over a Lone Star Lite...and when I went and thanked him and told him I didn't drink anymore..he almost fell off his stool..He asked me how long it had been and I said 17 years..He
freaked out..then drank my Lone Star..guess he didn't want it to go to waste..It makes my old drinking friends nervous to be around me now that I've quit drinking...they look at me and know that I drank them under the table every night and now..I'm sober 17 years..and their still drinking and getting drunk every night..So I never stay and chat long..they look so uncomfortable..like I have cancer and they might get it..I just like the look on their face when I say "17 years"....ahh, life is good...

fuckme till everyone's sober...

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Don't know if most of you know this or not..but friendships to me are very important..I have had friendships with many people...and most of them are long lasting and strong..some went by the wayside, but then I figure ..they weren't friends to begin with and I don't miss them..I have had one friend that I have known since before my first son was born..and he turned 43 in October..I think I met Maryann C. about 2 years before D. was born..so that's 45 years..she lives In Ohio and haven't seen her since before my daughter was born and she is 34..but we write, email and send Christmas cards..Shady Lane has been a friend for about 32 years...David O...over 30 years..and my friend Brian in New Mexico I have known for about 37 years...I cherish and hold them close to my heart...I love many of them more than most of my family..they have never disappointed me..ever..and I hope I have never disappointed them...so ..what's this about?..My friendship with these two people I am going to ask favors for..
First friend...Bubba Kolar..he's the spawn of one of those friends..I am sure I have mentioned Edda Kolar..she's the one when I first came to West every one told her.."You have to meet Jackie, she says fuck more than you do."...and people would tell me.."You have to meet Edda Kolar,she says fuck more than you do."...So one day I'm sitting up at the Capital Bar stowing beer in my tummy cooler when someone drapes their arm around my shoulder and this deep voice (almost as deep as mine) says:"So, are you this Jackie I have been hearing all about, that says fuck all the time?"...I grinned and said:"You must be the infamous Edda Kolar."...and we have been friends every since..she was my landlord for over 10 years and if not for her I would have been homeless...She let me stay rent free in my little house until my social security came in..and then let me but the house by making rent payments...Bubba is her baby...well, 23 year old baby..He's the one that goes by the name Bratprince...Any how...he has a blog..I think he started in June/July..he only did 2 posts and quit as no one commented..sort of discouraging I'm sure...Babs and Sooner,Tex,Nitwit,Leo and Kevin were my first commenters..So..what I'm asking you to do is maybe drop by his blog and check him out..he's a pagan like me..is funny..and so smart he's scary..when he was 7-8-9 years old he was reading Shakespeare..I gave him all my books by Milton, Shakespeare,Plato, etc..he read them all...Still does..his blog address is lettersfromtartarus.blogspot.com...
just stop by and encourage him so he will keep at it..as he has lots of funny stuff to say...thanks..
Now for my second favor..as most of you know
our friend Babs is living in a homeless
shelter in Dallas...She is doing fine by
the way,
talked to her Saturday..she got to spend Thanksgiving with her Dad and step brothers family..which is cool..So we are bullshitting, making fun of people etc, and I asked her if
she had an address as I wanted to send her something for Christmas..she gave me the
address and then I asked her what she wanted me to send her as I didn't know what she needed or could use..She said a Sonic gift card...She
will go to Sonic and sit in her car nursing a coke or ordering something for lunch, but she will sit there for 3-4 hours and it would be nice if she had some gift cards to use so they won't make her go someplace else..So..my favor?...send Babs a Sonic gift card..I'm sure they start at about $5 and go up...I am going
to go today or tomorrow and send her one...the address is:
Barbara Wilson
C/O Center of Hope
4815 Cass Street
Dallas, Texas75235


Tuesday, November 27, 2007


I was lonely...so I bought a little toy doll to keep me company...He doesn't look like Barbies Ken, but he does talk and when I really want to get excited, I slip my hand up his thighs, over his firm buttocks and press that little button and he speaks to me..this is what he says to me to get my blood boiling and hot under the collar:"There are known knowns, there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns, that is to say there are things that we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns, there are things we don't know, and each year we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns."....and if that doesn't get me all steamed up there is always :"I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said,but I know what I think,and I assume that's what I said."..If you would like to get all hot under the collar and steamy too, all you need is
$29.99 and you can get your very own 12-inch(every one wants 12 inches) "Rummy" doll.It recites 28 of Mr. Rumsfeld's greatest displays of impeccable logic.You can also get a Bill Clinton doll which says "It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."...You can also get a George W. Bush doll which just fucking lies(I made that part up)..and to make it even more interesting..the dolls are made in China and there is a warning:"Choking Hazard. Small parts(sooo, he doesn't really have 12 inches).Not for children under 3 years of age."...(or for adults with IQ's over 70)
Other news ...You read about and watched on the news about Richard "The Dick" Cheney having heart problems?...Well, they finally found out what's wrong..His heart was made in China and is contaminated with lead..They were going to recall it, but the powers that be decided it wasn't necessary as he never uses it anyhow...

Sunday, November 25, 2007

JACKIESUE AT WAL-MART(house of satan)

I left West Bank and Trust with a fist full of money and a need to shop...I had to go to the House of Satan to do so..and on Black Friday too..something I have never done before ...ever.
My plans were to buy the $400 computer, the $54 printer and a desk...When I finally found a parking space in Bumfuck Egypt, and walked up to these Marines waving their little bells I was already pissed...But I grappled around in my new Dolce Gabbana purse and tossed $4 into the pot,(telling them I better do this now as I won't have any money when I come back out) took a big breath and headed for the door..I took about 3 steps and came to a screeching halt..there must have been 8,732 people going in the doors...I softly said:"ohhhhhhh, fuck.".(did you know that Marines giggle?)Then a little louder:"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck..........fuck."
(they also laugh till they cry).OK, I girded my loins..something I had never done before(well, maybe right before my second marriage,I think I girded something..could have been my loins) and headed into the bowels of hell.....Wal-Mart..
I knew things were going to be ugly when there were only 3 empty carts left...fuckme..I'll never shop again.Slinging my new Dolce Gabbana purse(soft brown leather..softer than a cat's ass soft) into the nearest basket and took off at a dead run...which took me about 2 feet before I slammed into an ass the size of a Hummer, belonging to a woman surrounded by a gaggle of small children..all screaming at the top of their lungs the various toys they had to have as they could NOT live with out them...oh, sweet Goddess, what the fuck am I doing here?...Be calm Jackiesue..you're a tough ole broad and you can do this..
I detoured about the stretch pant clad ass and headed toward electronics....but wait..what do I see..?...A huge stack of the computers I want..Holy shit..can it be this easy?..I checked to make sure..and by Goddess, it's the computer I want..so I wrassled it into my cart and headed for the electonics...wait..there is a printer for $25...just how much will you use the printer Jackie?...enough to spend $54 when you can get this one for $25?...nope...so I wrassle it into the cart..I have now been in the store for less than 10 minutes..Holy shit..the Goddess is good.
I'm in the store for less than 10 minutes and I have saved my self $25...what a deal...oh shit, there's the fat lady again..and in 10 minutes she has had 3 more kids...jeez..
Now...since I'm in the area..I will go pick up a box of printer paper...on the way, I spot a Bissel bagless vacuum cleaner....for $25...Oh my
do I live right or what...My old Dirt Devil is now residing in the land fill outside West, Texas..full of cat and dog hairs from long ago pets..so I wrassle it into my cart...Off to the furniture area...and the desks...I see imacuntthedaughterinlaws sister who works at the House of Satan, and I like her a lot..so we bullshit, talk about family and how much of a pain in the ass they are...and then...I'm off to the desks..I see some really nice ones for $150, but I have a really nice one...I want a cheap ole desk just for my computer..so I can get my computer off my dining room table and use it for...a dining room table..and what do I see before my eyes?...a cheap ole desk for $38..I start to wrassle in into my cart, but there is no room, plus the mother fucker is heavy..A really cute guy asks if I need any help...I say..'what did you have in mind?'...(what is it about men giggling)...He wrassles my desk under the cart..we trade 'merry Christmas's' and I head off...Where I bump into everything and everybody with the desk as it is sticking out about 4 feet in front of the cart..."Oops, sorry..oh man..I'm sorry...uh, pardon me..sorry, sorry..fuck..oh sorry"...Lets see..I have a computer...a printer, a vacuum cleaner, a desk and a box of paper...I'm out of here...
I go wait in a line of 93 people...but they open up another register and I'm second in line..holy shit...the Goddess is good...I check out and get the 2-year service plan for the computer($28)..some cute little dude helps me take it to Bumfuck, passing the Marines who are still giggling and I pass that woman who is now giving birth to twins in the parking lot and I am on the road back to West and I was gone less than an hour and a half..That's including the trip itself, of about 30 minutes round trip...That's the fastest I have ever spent that much money ..
Now I am waiting for David O. to come over and help me put the desk together...I called him and said I can take out a water pump in my truck and replace it but I can't put this damn desk together...I know it's not rocket science..but I can't do it..David says.."Well, obviously it must be to you..."...smart ass..
So I have moved and rearranged furniture, sucked up every peice of lint, cat hair and rubber band in the entire apartment..and waiting for David to come put desk together..then Monday I will print out my address book, print out my pictures...and then delete that fucking zombie and hook up my new computer...Let me tell you..if that fucker gives me one iota of trouble, I will burn that fucking store down to the foundation...

Friday, November 23, 2007


3 points....They only allowed 3 points...oh man...by half time I was giggling like a 3rd grader...Now the game I am worried about is coming up next..the packers...The Green Bay Packers..with Bart Farve playing better than he
has in his life...holy shit..now that's going to be a good game..except I will have to go to a bar to watch it as it's on the NFL channel and my 2-bit cable company (Rapid Cable....rapid my fat ass....Unreliable is what they should call them selves..$49.07 for the worse cable I have ever seen or had..and the apt's won't let you have satellite dishes...But some one told me it's against the law for them to refuse to let you pick the TV carrier of your choice...don't know..will have to look into it..I know that one of the tenants has got a satellite dish but the manager doesn't know it...and I hate to nark on him, but will if it will get me a dish..snort*
I hope you all had a very happy turkey day..I had a great one...went to the granddaughters mom's house like I did last year...Turkey, ham, dressing, mashed taters,gravy,the (shudder) green beans with crispy onions on top, my baked macaroni and cheese and lots of deserts..Jennifer made a terrific chocolate pie..had Oreo crust, chocolate pie with heath bars broke up and mixed in and a whipped cream with more candy on top...it was fantastic..I ate a small amount of taters,dressing and mac/cheese so that I could have a small piece of Jenny's pie..My blood sugar was 118 3 hours after dinner..so that was pretty damn good..I left before the cowboys came on as I don't like to watch the game with anyone that isn't completely into the game like me...and as much as I love Jenny and Jamie..they would rather watch a movie then sit through a football game with me...even if it is the cowboys..and know if they started talking and bullshitting while I'm trying to watch the game..I would be plucking them bald-headed...
I came home and found Christmas balls all over the floor and the wrapping on the packages shredded...Annie looked mighty pleased with her self..little bitch..
I am going to the bank tomorrow and see about getting money so I can go to the House of Satan and get me a new computer, desk and printer...can get a computer for $398....$54 for the printer and will check out a desk...This computer is so slow I'm about to put my Baby Phat's through it..The speed is 45.2kbps...and AT&T informed me that dial up is going up from $9.99 to $14.99 which is the same as fast speed..so will go ahead and get it..
I just finished watching Munich...what a great movie..but I either need to get a hearing aid or the sound editor on this movie should go back to school...had to sit on the TV to hear...
Winter is here..high today was 52..and windy...but after 3 weeks of 80 degree weather...it's about time..now if we could get some of the rain that Dallas got..they even had snow flurries at Dallas Stadium during the game..
Well.....it's 5 till 2am..and have to get up early to go to House of Satan..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..happy happy...love jackie

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

.......KIDS AND READING.......

If you're reading this you aren't an average young American..and if you are...shame on you, I'm x-rated..Go pick up a Harry Potter book and ged'oudda here.
Only 30 percent of 13-year-olds read almost every day.
The number of 17-year-olds who never read for pleasure increased from 9 percent in 1984 to 19 percent in 2004.
Almost half of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 never read for pleasure.
The average person between ages 15 and 24 spends 2 to 2 1/2 hours a day watching TV and seven minutes reading.
There is a 99-page study called "To Read or Not to Read," and is a follow-up to a 2004 NEA survey, "Reading at Risk," that found an increasing number of adults were not reading even one book a year. The findings were based on government, academic and foundation data.
The report also finds that the more books there are in a young person's home, the higher their average scores in science, civics and history.But the report notes that average household spending on books,adjusted for inflation, dropped 14 percent from 1985 to 2005.
According to the report, reading ability has fallen as well.While scores have improved for 9-year-olds, they dropped sharply for 17-year-olds. Only about a third of high school seniors read at a proficient level, a 13 percent decline since 1992."And proficiency is not a high standard," NEA Chairman Dana Gioia said. "We're not asking them to be able to read Proust in the original.We're talking about reading the daily paper."
(and why the drop you ask?..ok..so I asked.)
The report suggests that multi-tasking is a factor. It found that more than half of middle and high school students use other media most or some of the time while reading,and that 20 percent of the time they spend reading they are also watching TV, playing video games, sending messages or other-wise using a computer.
fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...We're going to end up with a nation of fat, illiterate kids with thumbs the size of salami's.
I personally think, as if anyone gives a fuck..think that kids should not be allowed to play video games, play on the computer or watch TV until they have read at least 2 books a week..I don't understand how the parents can't afford to buy their kids books, but can buy them expensive x-boxes and the games to go with them..Some one needs to bip the parents upside the head...and I'm volunteering for the job..sigh*...really pisses me off...When my kids were little, one of the first things I did was take them to get library cards..which is what my parents did for me..I took my granddaughters to get their first library cards too..It all starts at home with the parents..and they are falling down on their job..They can use money, time and any and every excuse in the world for why they don't encourage their kids to read..but if they can haul their ass to the mall and take them to the movies, they can haul their ass to the library and have them check out a book...Libraries are free...Of course if we had a President that didn't go around saying "OUR CHILDRENS ARE LEARNING".. we might have a better chance of teaching them to read..

Sunday, November 18, 2007


Ho hum, another win....yawn...I am now 89-58-10 for the season...that's 89 wins, 58 loses, and 10 ties..betting the point spread..which is better then all of the sports reporters for the Dallas Morning News...hahahah...and so far..one of the best seasons I have had in a few years..I did lose the Cowboys game as I took the Boys and gave up 101/2 points..I should have known better...as Washington always plays us close..I wonder why the Indian Nation hasn't forced Washington to change the name from Redskins to something more politically correct..?
While watching the game I decided to put up my Christmas tree....wasn't going to put it up this early...but if that Rude girl can put hers up this early...so can I...Now all I have to do is keep Annie out of it..she has tried to climb it a few times already and has staked out a place to roost, right under the tree...If I could find my camera I would take a picture of her and the tree...I know it's around here someplace..but don't know where..
Jenny and Jamie came over Thursday and I cooked them dinner...made turkey meatloaf...veggies and cheese and apples...they loved the meatloaf and veggies, but you would have thought I was trying to poison them by putting cheese with apples..I tried to explain to them that fruit and cheese is a well known after dinner desert...they didn't believe me...Maybe if I had fried the apples and melted cheese over them they would have gone for it..
I didn't get to go home for the reunion, which is just as well,as with the exception of my pistol packing 86 year old Aunt and her brood, only my uncle and his wife showed up..and he's been mad at me since 2004, when he was celebrating George W. Bush's win and I said 'fuck you Uncle Hick'...Wonder if he still is celebrating?....What an asshole...You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends nose and wipe it on your saddle horn, but you can't pick your relatives..
Oh....by the way..every body's favorite football player had 4 touchdowns in today's game...I'm really starting to like that T.O. He might be a spoilt brat, but by Goddess, he can catch the ball and run them into the in zone pretty damn good...and I can lie with that..
Well, going to go watch the movie I rented..Munich...supposed to be good..hope it is as good as the Train Station...cause I really did like it...Fuck..Annie's in the tree...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


If this doesn't make you turn in your big ass SUV for a hybrid, then nothing will..

Dubai, United Arab Emirates..In the annals of excess, it could be a new high; a more than $300 million, super-sized luxury airplane, bought and outfitted solely for the private comfort of a Saudi Arabian billionaire. Once done, the Airbus A380, the world's biggest passenger plane, will be a "flying palace" for Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, the manufacturer announced Monday.
The cost? Well, they aren't exactly saying, but did say that it would cost more than the aircraft's list price of $320 million. The prince will pay extra for custom features that could kick the price up an additional $50 to $150 million.I suppose the $150 million could cover a swimming pool, that they said could be put in the bottom of the plane where cargo would normally go..little extras like private bedrooms, movie theater,gym with a Jacuzzi, lounge-type quarters equipped with a conference area and dining room..
Size does matter....it's 6,000-square feet, and will need a crew of 15.It's as tall as a 7-story building with each wing big enough to hold 70 cars and is capable of carrying 853 passengers in an all-economy class configuration.
What do we know about the little Prince?...He is the first and only customer of this type of airplane..(isn't he special?) The prince is in his early 50's is the only private owner of a Boeing 747-400.This is just chump change for Prince Alwaleed as he is Citigroup Inc.'s biggest individual shareholder and the world's 13th richest person with assets around $20 billion.
So think about the prince flying around the world in his mega fucking airplane when you go to the pumps and fill up your SUV, Hummer and other gas guzzling auto's..ain'tcha proud to be able to contribute to the cause...?
I have a message for the little prince...Kiss my pagan ass, you camel fucker..

I feel so much better now...

Monday, November 12, 2007

Monday, November 12, 2007

Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu,
Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu,
Happy Birrrrthday Dear jackiesue,
Happy Birrrrthday to Youuuu!

A few years back… not so long ago, heaven and earth erupted into a major celebration with the news of your impending adventure into this very time and space. You see, someone like jackiesue denney doesn’t come along all that often… in fact, there’s never been a single one like you, nor is there ever ANY possibility that another will come again. You’re an Angel among us. Someone, whose eyes see what no others will EVER see, whose ears hear what no others will EVER hear, and whose perspective and feelings will NEVER, ever be duplicated. Without YOU, the Universe, and ALL THAT IS, would be sadly less than it is.

Quite simply:

You’re the kind of person
Who’s hard to forget,
A one-in-a-million
To the people you’ve met.
Your friends are as varied
As the places you go,
And they all want to tell you
In case you don’t know:
That you make a big difference
In the lives that you touch,
By taking so little
And giving so much!

jackiesue, you are so AWESOME! For your birthday, friends and angels from every corner of the Universe, including buddies you didn’t know you had, will be with you to wish you the HAPPIEST of Birthdays and an exciting new year in time and space. You won’t be alone!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, jackiesue!
I received this from the universe this morning..kinda made my day....

Sunday, November 11, 2007



The only thing that would make me happier is if the Eagles had lost...oh well, they beat the 'Skins, so that's ok....I'm loving my team...what a great birthday present that was..Because tomorrow would be a pretty dismal birthday if they had lost...sigh*...life is good..Oh....Buddha_girl, I'm sorry my team beat your team...well, not really but I am sorry that it was your team that my team beat..maybe you should switch to my team?....

Friday, November 09, 2007

.......MY 17TH ANNIVERSARY....of sorts

Seventeen years ago today..I stopped drinking...I actually thought it was 16 years, but found an old calender(told you I never throw anything away) and had the date on it and the year...so I was off an entire year..can't blame that on being drunk...missed an entire year and I was sober..I wish that it was my 27Th year...or 37Th year..or the fact that I had never drank at all...but can't cry over spilt whiskey..although I can't think of a better reason to cry...I wonder how different my life and my kids life would have been if I had never drank...well, can't go back in time and change things, but at least my grand kids have no memory of me drinking..which is a good thing..I have such little interest in drinking at all that I know if the medical community discovered a magic pill that you could take and would let you drink like a normal person, I still wouldn't drink...I admit, sobriety does cut down on the excuses for some of my bad behavior, but after all these years...I found out I don't have to be drunk or drinking to say or do outrageous stuff..That was one of my fears when I quit drinking that I would lose being me..the funny,in your face wild Jackiesue...nope..it was never the alcohol..it was always just me.The alcohol just made me better, or worse as the case may be..I asked my Aunt Leola once what I was like when I was little and she said 'just like you are now, except shorter.'...how scary is that..I remember once when I was about..oh...4-5years old, my Daddy told me an old family friend was coming and not to tell my Mother as it was a surprise...well, I told..and he said'I will never tell you another secret again.'...and as I walked away all dejected, I said:"ahhhh, fuck.'.
I got bipped in the back of the head for that one,but for the rest of the day every time Daddy and Mother looked at me, they would burst out laughing...
I am going to the family reunion in Houston this Sunday..Hopefully Jenny and Jamie will go with me..Monday is my 64Th birthday and I share it with my cousin Cheryl..Shady Lane sent me a 'Dolce Gabbana' brown suede saddle bag type purse...it's smoother then a cats ass..It sorta looks like this purse, but softer and slouchier...She got it while she was in New York for her vacation..she visited an old friend who is a professor at Rockefeller University and he sent me two Bush bashing t-shirts, which I will wear to the reunion..I have been trying to find someone to make me a 'WHAT WOULD THE GODDESS DO'
t-shirt...but want me to order over a hundred, they don't do just one..so will have to make one myself I guess...But I figure the t-shirts will have my cousins all out in force praying for me..Hopefully I will have a ton of stuff to post about from the reunion...
Oh...almost forgot..went to library yesterday and Samuel my 21/2 year old little buddy ran up to me..threw his arms around my knees and said"weed to me wacky."...made my day..
Ps...all you folks with kids..?..if you are still buying them toys made in China, you're schmucks...just saying.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

.......PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.......

Found in My Dallas Morning News...(I love my DAM News)..
Homeless man James Macnair,35,has been accused of breaking into Ilim Aliance Church of Clarkstown,N.Y., so he could use the phone to dial a sex line..("Hello, Clarice?....this is Reverend Feelsgood, can you make me feel REALLY good?")

Gilford,N.H....A woman wearing a wedding dress and parked beside a pond drove into the water Wednesday after officers tried to take a bag of marijuana from her, police said.When the state fish and game conservation officers and a nearby resident tried to rescue the woman from her sinking SUV, she bit the neighbor on the arm, authorities said. The 42-year-old woman was eventually taken to shore, then to a hospital.

(still clutching her reefer I assume)..

Y'all Yankees are sure funny...

Monday, November 05, 2007

.......GOOD JOB BUSHIE.......

These 2 articles on the state of our union tell a story of how A leads to B..
Poor Kids Are Majority At Public Schools In South.
For the first time in more than 40 years, the majority of children in public schools in the South are poor, according to a report being released.
Twenty years ago, Mississippi was the only state in the country with such a high percentage of poor public school students.Now,a majority of public school students are considered low-income
in 14 states, including 11 in the South, the report by the Southern Education Foundation said.
"Low-income students as a group begin school least ready," said Steve Suitts, a program coordinator with the Atlanta-based foundation."They are the students most likely to drop out of school."

The report found that 56 percent of Texas public school students were low-income in 2006, based on their eligibility for free or reduced school lunches. That's up from 49percent in 2000.
The report gives only state averages; the poverty levels in individual districts vary greatly.
In 2006, about 83 percent of students in the Dallas Independent School District were poor.
(from staff and wire reports)
So...since asshole took office more states have poor students and a larger percentage than before.
By region:
Here are a few states and their percentage:
New Mexico:62%
Louisiana:84%(thanks to Katrina and Bush's lack of help)
Is this scary or what?...Here we are supposedly the riches nation in the world and half the kids in school are living below the poverty level..fuckyou very much Bush..this happened while you were President...Good job Bush..good job..
This is what we think of you:
Poll Finds Unhappy Nation
One year before the 2008 election, Americans are deeply pessimistic and eager for a change in direction from the agenda and priorities of President Bush, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.
Concern about the economy, the war in Iraq and growing dissatisfaction with the political environment in Washington all contribute to the lowest public assessment of the direction of the country in more than a decade. Just 24 percent think the nation is on the right track,(isn't that the people who work in the white house?)and three-quarters said they want the next president
to chart a course that is different than that pursued by Mr. Bush.(no shit Sherlock)
Overwhelmingly, Democrats want a new direction, but so do three-quarters of independents and even half of Republicans.
Some poll numbers:
Iraq:More than 6 in 10 called the war not worth fighting.
Economy:Nearly 2/3's gave the national economy negative marks.
2008 election:Sen Clinton, the Democratic front-runner, holds the edge in hypothetical match ups with four of the top contenders for the Republican nomination.
Mr Bush:For the fourth consecutive month,the president's approval rating remains at a career low.Thirty-three percent said they approve of the job he is doing, and 64 percent disapprove.
Congress:Approval of the Democratic-controlled Congress' performance is lower than the president's rating,registering 28 percent.
(them weak sister Bluedog Democrats that keep voting with the republicans..them fuckers).I think that I despise Bluedogs more than I do republicans..
What pisses me off about all this..?...we stand around and take it...we bend over, take it and then turn around and say thanks...Where are the protesters?..Where are the picket lines in front of the White House, or the Capital.Where are the giant peace marches?..where the fuck are the leaders from the 60's and 70's who protested?...Siting in their multi-million dollar home and watching it on the news, between the latest news items on Britney,Brad and Angelina and the latest up date on O.J.
fuckme till I march on Washington..

Sunday, November 04, 2007


Ha! Haahahahahahahahahhahahahh!!!!

I am sooo happy I could just shit...I hate the Eagles..I hate their fans,their coach and his crackhead sons.. I hate their skanky cheerleaders,and their old liberty bell too..
This is strong for me..as I don't like to use the word 'hate'...but when it comes to the fucking eagles...there is no other word that comes near to what I feel about them...
If the Goddess decided to take me to Valhalla today...I would go with a big ass smile on my face...Yupper...I am one happy old lady...Life is good...the only way the game could have been any better is if we had scored more points..and they had not scored at all...yeah, a shut out would have been wonderful..I also like the fact that the fans deserted their 'team' and by the end of the game there wasn't but about 1,000 people left in the stadium..and ole T.O. was talking shit to all of them...He may be an asshole, but as long as he catches the ball and scores touchdowns..he's the best asshole I know.
Ye fucking haw!