I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, November 08, 2007

.......PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.......




Found in My Dallas Morning News...(I love my DAM News)..
Homeless man James Macnair,35,has been accused of breaking into Ilim Aliance Church of Clarkstown,N.Y., so he could use the phone to dial a sex line..("Hello, Clarice?....this is Reverend Feelsgood, can you make me feel REALLY good?")

Gilford,N.H....A woman wearing a wedding dress and parked beside a pond drove into the water Wednesday after officers tried to take a bag of marijuana from her, police said.When the state fish and game conservation officers and a nearby resident tried to rescue the woman from her sinking SUV, she bit the neighbor on the arm, authorities said. The 42-year-old woman was eventually taken to shore, then to a hospital.

(still clutching her reefer I assume)..

Y'all Yankees are sure funny...

5 comments:

the rube said...

suv drivers aren't the brightest bulbs on the tree.

Nit Wit said...

I thought the Church should have turned the other cheek.
Some of us yankees have never learned to share, look at Wall Street.

jan said...

...behind the sofa all the time. Priceless.

Allan said...

I sure would like to know the details of that second story...

Blue Momma said...

As an honorary Yankee myself? I still love you even if you are making fun of us!

I hope the bag was a zip lock!