2012 VFD BBQ COOK-OFF

 The guy in orange is the Mayor of West...a great mayor and an even better guy. The guy he's talking to is a Republican Schmuck running for office...ptttttt! 

 I love this t-shirt..and he has a nice ass too.

 West, Texas clouds of course..was a little overcast and pretty breezy but other wise a beautiful day. 

 I judged the ribs and briskets..mostly were terrific..but the last brisket I tasted had soo much salt on it I couldn't even swallow it..was awful..ruined all the great brisket and ribs before it and it's been 3 hours and still can't get that crappy taste out of my mouth..I gave one brisket a 10..it totally rocked..was right up there with Inky's..
Speaking of Schmuck's..I got Babs a BBQ sandwich and said I wasn't having one cause I had given up meat for Shazam Day...she said your not eating meat for Shazam Day but your judging ribs and brisket..fuck..Never occurred to me that judging a BBQ cookoff would be eating meat..sigh*...hire the handicapped..we're fun to watch.
I sat at a table with the same people I sat with last year..except one sister couldn't make it but she had another one stand in for her..2 sisters and their dad..really really nice people.
And I think I found a guy about a pig..he hunts wild boars and he gets the baby's too..He an get one the right age and raise it till it's the right size and then we can kill it and eat it..hahahah..BAAAAACON... So need to get with Kathy, get a date and then find him and see what he can do for us..Having a luau...a Hawaiian luau...♫...wish I could get some poi. It tastes like library paste but they can say they had it ..
I'm so excited..that would just be so cool...ok..I'm off..Dexter is giving me the you got 2 minutes to get me some tuna hooman or it's ass biting time.

OK ...I CAN'T COUNT..IT'S 7TH ANNIVERSARY

CONGRATULATIONS JACKIE..
IT'S 7 YEARS..NOT 6...SNORT* 

HAPPY BELATED ANNIVERSARY TO ME

I forgot..feck!..March 5th was the 6th  Anniversary of yellowdoggranny.
You guys deserve some sort of medal for putting up with my bullshit for 6 years..you've lasted longer than any one  of my 3 husbands. Plus I like you a lot better than them too.Hope we're still her for another 6..in the immortal words of Leo...I LOVE YOU SONSABITCHES.

SALUTE TO ITALY ..at West Rest Home

 We really had a good time and everyone liked drinking the sparkling wine...Think it was basically apple juice, but they loved it..You can see there were quite a few faux beer drinkers too. Usually there are maybe one or 2 that will drink it, but I think we went thru almost all of the 12 pack. I was hot from being in that kitchen with the oven at 475 and had 2 myself..See the guy in the plaid shirt and the one sleeping with the blue shirt. These are new guys...and think this was the first time the guy in plaid had been and he had a great time. The guy in blue basically sleeps till you give him the food and drink..he eats drinks and goes back to sleep. He's the one that yelled out THAT WAS GOOD. ..Think he woke up shouted it out and then went back to sleep. Cracked me and everyone up.

 Don't have my glasses on as they kept fogging up and I couldn't see. When we left Marissa had to clean them for me to see, they were greasy and covered with flour. Sure wish you guys were her to sample some of the pizza. It was really good. Even though it was hot piping hot by the time they got it.

 Those are the pizza pans Pizza House let me use..see how shiny? They were orange with grease when I got them..I ended up cleaning about 5 of them..Ok..another one down. I'm looking for a guy and a pig..Want to have a luau next..

RECOVERY FRIDAY from fecking Thursday

the prayers worked..Elanor was moved out of ICU this evening and into a regular room. We're all just thrilled to pieces about it..Louis was even able to come join us for pizza this afternoon and had a NA Beer. So that's so great..Thanks everyone ..You done good.

I made all together 11 pizzas. After I made the 9 for all the residents I used the last of the dough and make 2 pizzas for the nurses on 3..Told them I wanted to be on the good side of them for when I am a resident up there. I made plain cheese, mushroom and sausage, pepperoni and cheese, pepperoni with black olives, and some with every thing on them..Now that I'm counting them in my head I think I made 13 pizzas..feck. We had sparkling wine, (NA) NA Beer, and some great juice..cranberry with sun spot soda..Everyone got at least 2 pieces and Joe had 6 I think ..haha..

Every time he's snag another slice he say' you see nusing, you hear nusing, you say nusing.'...made me laugh..But the best was right toward the end when everyone was just sitting there enjoying the after glow of the pizza and this deep loud voice said "THAT WAS GOOD."... Made everyone laugh.. especially me..Kathy took some pictures and as soon as she down loads them I'll have her send them to me and I'll post them. I was going to take some pictures too, but was too busy making pizzas. Marissa came and helped me too. Don't know what I'd do with out her and Jamie..

Oh kay..I'm whipped..going to go sit on the recliner with my heating pad and not jackshit..have a great weekend..