I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

TO MY SISTA'S

National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the friends I have.
To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you!

National Girlfriends Day

Be Happy!



It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.



Love ya! Mean it!

12 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

We are women, hear us roar!

jadedj said...

How the devil do you talk to the opposite sex without imagining them neckid? Just askin'.

Jan said...

I always imagine everyone neckid. Am I a pervert?

jp said...

I do have a comment, but first I need to check my privates again. Yep, still there. What were we talking about?

Nit Wit said...

When is it poor dumb guy day? We are not checking to see if it's still there but hoping it is growing.

billy pilgrim said...

i've seen a few full figured women that could a give a guy in a speedo a good run for his money fashion wise.

Big Pissy said...

Love YOU! Mean it! :)

Shrinky said...

Thanks for reminding me how glad I am to be female!

Ted Amadeus said...

Who wrote that, Kagan?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i live in a town with czech's that live on kolaches and beer. they're all fat so no way do i want to imagine them nekkid..

rox said...

Right back at ya!

Intense Guy said...

Scratches at his eyes and bangs head against desk trying to drive out the image of fat naked czechs.