LAWYER JOKES AND OTHER SHIT

How do you stop lawyers from drowning? you shoot them..what does a lawyer use for birth control?..his personalitywhat do you call 40 skydiving lawyers? skeet..what's the trouble with lawyer jokes.. lawyers dont think they are funny and no body else thinks they are jokes..rereading two of my favorite books this week..."Geek Love" by Kathern Dunnand "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" by Tim Robbins...Geek Love is without a doubt the weirdest book ever...