WOOPTY FUCKING FRIDAY.

FIND HOMER SIMPSON

I know..I'm sick..but cracked me up..put it on facebook but they said they might throw me off for it...so you get to see it here first...hahah

COME ON IN AND VISIT YOUR FAMILY DOLLAR..but next time leave the car outside.

Inky doing his 'what the fuck' impression.ha..This morning while Babs and I were at IHOP having brunch Mrs. M. ran her car through the big windows at Family Dollar. She says her foot slipped off the brake..I personally think she might be dipping into her husbands muscle relaxers. There is a huge curb down Main Street, so you'd have to be clipping along to jump that fucker and bust through a triple glass window and knock the Coke Display that far.She really tore the shit out of it..West....always something happening.

8 9 10....HOLY SHIT IT'S MONDAY

COWBOYS WIN COWBOYS WIN...16-7.. yeah, I know..it's only preseason. But the first string looked pretty damn good except for a few bobbles..Kitka (?) plays like shit..but McGee looked terrific..he's got a better chance of hanging around than the second string quarterback. I loved beating them suckers..Cincinnati is the team that took T.O. Owens and already has ocho cinco.
They been touting their team as a Super Bowl Contender...fat fucking chance dickwads..fat fucking chance.

WHY I LOVE THE PIZZA HOUSE OF WEST, BY GODDESS, TEXAS

I don't know that these pictures do justice to the glory of this burger and assorted fried veggies. It was glorious. I kept saying 'Holy Shit, Holy Shit.' That, and 'I've died and gone to heaven.'....She also made a special dipping sauce for the fried squash, onion rings and fried bell peppers. It was so good. It was sort of creamy and thick at the same time and very spicy. Jeanie said if I liked it they would put it on the menu at the Pizza House and not just down town at the Bakery/Deli. I didn't like it. I loved it.
I really loved the deep fried veggies. They were so great. The burger was so big and it had cheese and meat and pepper hanging out all over the place..had to eat all the stuff hanging off the sides before you could even get to the hamburger. And as you can see, it took both hands to eat it. I think I used about 50 napkins and still had crumbs and assorted droppings on my boobs..I was able to eat half of the burger and half of the veggies. Plus Anissa was there and she and her friend were celebrating her birthday and they gave Babs and I each a piece of it's better than sex cake. But Babs thought after all my moaning and groaning of ecstasy with each bite, that my dinner was better than sex, which is why I'm holding a cigarette in one hand and the beer in the other. I can't tell you how weird that felt. Ha.
I had the rest of the burger and veggies this afternoon for lunch. It was still great. sigh*
See this all started out from the pictures of all the things on the menu at the Pizza House on they're Facebook Account. They had this picture of this beautiful Poblano Jack Cheeseburger and I swooned..I couldn't wait to get my check so I could go get one.. I go bebopping in and order it and they don't know what I'm talking about..They only make them at the Gerik's Bakery and Deli down town in Waco. Well fuck!. So the quiet little wall flower that I am, I email Jeanie on the Pizza House Facebook account and whine about not having it. Plus if Mohammad won't go to the mountain, the mountain will go to Mohammad. I made my own. It was pretty damn good too. Made my own spicy sauce for the burger and didn't use letter or tomatoes on it. Took burger meat and stuffed it with Pepper Jack cheese and Jack Cheese on the top of it too. It rocked. But nothing like this baby. So anyhow Jeanie emails me and says if I go to the Pizza House at 5 p.m. on Thursday she'd have one waiting for me, free of charge..on her. If I liked it they would put it on the menu at the West Pizza House. I didn't like it...I loved it...I'm trying to convince her to call it the Poblano Jacq Cheeseburger. So...this is just another reason why I love my little town. The kindness and good ole customer service from the locals. Eat your heart out folks...I feel sorry for anyone that doesn't live in West, By Goddess, Texas. But remember, if you do move here....set your watch back 50 years.