Saturday, December 28, 2013
ITS SATURDAY..WAKE THE FUCK UP..go outside and play.
REACH BROADBAND SUCKS BITES AND BLOWS
My laptop is fixed and the internet has been out for almost 2 fecking weeks..Jackie is losing her sparkling sense of humor and fixing to go redneck Jackiesue on them..They brought in the specialist and while discussing the problems he mentioned that he had just discovered that I was yellowdog granny. I'm not sure that's a good thing as he is good ole boy material and good ole boy doesn't profile as a yellowdog reader, so my internet maybe out till hunting season is over.
I am going to try and throw in some captioned cartoons ...haven't been able to save them except on facebook because my phone sucks bites and blows along with 'Reach Broadband.'...
I think I mentioned I got a bread machine from my son and daughter-in-law..I was really excited until I found out it only makes one loaf at a time..I'd be baking all fecking day and night. So I traded it in for a electric blanket and a 5 pound roast and a bag of carrots and gold potatoes ..getting burned out on pork..so..get home put the electric blanket on and.............fucker doesn't work..sucks bites and blows..If I had sucked bit and blowed (I'm informed that isn't a word..well it is now as in she blowed into town...)that much when I was able to suck bite and blow I might have had a number 4 husband..nah..
I'm at the library and keep looking up to make sure no one notices all the sucking biting and blowing over here and get me thrown out.
Abby will not call me Grannie, GG, or Mammy, which she did for a day..I'm informed my name is YAYA. and she likes to growl it out ..
well going to see if I can get a post here..then go home and make obscene phone calls to reach broadband..later gaters.
I am going to try and throw in some captioned cartoons ...haven't been able to save them except on facebook because my phone sucks bites and blows along with 'Reach Broadband.'...
I think I mentioned I got a bread machine from my son and daughter-in-law..I was really excited until I found out it only makes one loaf at a time..I'd be baking all fecking day and night. So I traded it in for a electric blanket and a 5 pound roast and a bag of carrots and gold potatoes ..getting burned out on pork..so..get home put the electric blanket on and.............fucker doesn't work..sucks bites and blows..If I had sucked bit and blowed (I'm informed that isn't a word..well it is now as in she blowed into town...)that much when I was able to suck bite and blow I might have had a number 4 husband..nah..
I'm at the library and keep looking up to make sure no one notices all the sucking biting and blowing over here and get me thrown out.
Abby will not call me Grannie, GG, or Mammy, which she did for a day..I'm informed my name is YAYA. and she likes to growl it out ..
well going to see if I can get a post here..then go home and make obscene phone calls to reach broadband..later gaters.
Monday, December 23, 2013
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