I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, December 03, 2010

FUCKME IT'S FRIDAY







Sorry I haven't been here..I've been unpacking boxes, moving furniture around, getting ready to do Christmas baking and all of this while they fix 5 leaks, disconnect 2 smoke alarms, and cut holes in the walls and patch them up ..mother fucker..
I have had leaks in the tub, behind the tub, under the sink and then they found 2 other leaks behind the tub. Every time I opened the door on the dish washer or the oven or the tea-pot whistled the smoke alarm went off. Then I turned on the heat and it set off the smoke alarm in the bedroom. I'd have a nervous breakdown, but I just don't have fucking time. People that moved out and back in after me have their apt back in order..me? not so much..but like Babs said they don't have 20-30 boxes of books either..





































the other night when I was thinking all the leaks were fixed and I could actually take a shower or a bath, I turned the water on in the tub pulled the little tab on the faucet to turn the shower on and the faucet shot clear across the tub. They had stripped the thread on the faucet. holy shit..well, I'm tired..will try to post more, but I'm so tired I'm left handed..

12 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Jeez, I hope they get all the leaks fixed and put everything in working order at your apartment -- what a bummer! But even with all that uproar going on, you still managed to find an amazing list of Friday TGIFs! AFTER BIRTHERS, hahahaha! Where can I join up?

Nit Wit said...

Thanks, I was eating Ravioli in Tomato sauce when I saw that After Birth-er one. I think I have to lay down now... :P

Kulkuri said...

The After-Birther one and the DeLay one could have been coffee on the keyboard moments, but my cup was empty at the time.
Never did get to see the Borowitz report even tho it showed up on my blogroll.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

debrah:so far I have no more problems,except for the cupboard doors opening the wrong way..sigh.I like the one about the boner..ha
nitwit:well, that' ok..usually things I post about make you hungry.
kulkuri:i had to delete the borowitz..it was too big and over lapped every thing..I'll find the address of it so you can get it ..he always makes me laugh.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

texlahoma said...

I hate moving, unpacking boxes and dealing with things that don't work, I've been going through some of the same things myself.
I spotted a political issue that we apparently agree on, tax cuts for people that make over $250,000. It disgusts me the way that they talk about cutting social security but never a word about ending the wars or war on drugs.

Jan said...

You had a few that I would like to unsee, like the boobs and boner, but once seen...

Blueberry said...

Oh man!! It's hard to pick a favorite. I might have to go with the cotton-swab hidden-talent thingy.

Bad Alice said...

I love the British Rail poster and the Wondermark comic. I had never heard of Wondermark and now I'm in love with that website.

Susan said...

Having dealt with the asshats called Westboro Baptist Church, I had a little chuckle at the one that says that God hasn't told me who to hate. They came here to picket at Temple University because (gasp) a student play being shown had to do with homosexuality. I mean, WTF, you have to come all the way to Kansas to picket at a university. We are called Filthydelphias by them I am honored to be hated by such a loathsome group.

Intense Guy said...

I thought the Walmart Burrito one was best... LMAO! Dumb sh*t folks call the police for anything and everything...

heartinhand said...

I'm so sorry your renos have been so fucked up. They usually are. Renos = Suckage.