I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

HUMP THIS

 Tomorrow I will go to store and get stuff to make 2 batches of Chocolate Chip Cookies..Will take them to West Rest Haven Thursday  and put ice cream between them and make ice cream cookie sandwiches. It's our 4th of July party. Dang, I haven't rested up from the Canaderian Party yet. Then Friday night or early Saturday morning I am making a ton of crackerjacks for the benefit for Anissa's niece Sam. Had a car accident and like most Texans, no insurance. So the family is having a benefit for her Saturday and having booths and will be selling cookies, my crackerjacks and other stuff from the booths, plus they will have bbq plates for sale. Then I'm not doing a fecking thing till August's Jackie's Kitchen..any ideas?...




 That would be me, without the graceful, and classy lady part.












 Soccer. We just don't get it.








10 comments:

Mr. Charleston said...

Love Shakespear's Hokie Pokie.

jadedj said...

Some great Romney ones...all of them spot the fuck on!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Love the Shakespearian hokey pokey, LOL! And yes -- VAGINAS RULE!

turquoisemoon said...

Love the Mark Twain quote! ...and the rest of them. All pretty dang good!

Rox said...

What about a Native American Theme for August? You could make Bannock or something!
Or you could just make cupcakes and call it Cupcake Month!

Natalie Adair said...

Love the Obama's going to post them on Facebook!

FoxyMoron said...

I'm going to use the "did you forget your line?" one for sure.
How 'bout an Aussie theme? Meat pies, lamingtons and pavlova! :)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

hmm, an Aussie themed party...hmmm..will think about that one.

Nit Wit said...

There are a lot of good ones but I don't really need a dildo. :P

Jan said...

Putin with a beard? Wouldn't work.