TEXAS SUNSHINE

TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE GLORY DAYS IN TEXAS. SUN, WIND AND NO RAIN...SHOULD BE OUT IN THE YARD SHOVELING DOG CRAP FROM MY 2 SHAR-PEI''S...TROOPER AND PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY.TROOPER IS THE MALE AND HIS WIFE FOR LACK OF A NAME( I RESCURED HER AND SHE REFUSES TO ANSWER TO ANY NAME I HAVE TRIED) I JUST CALL HER PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY. IT WORKS. I NAMED TROOPER FOR ALL OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN....HE OBEYS COMMANS LIKE A GI INSTEAD OF A DOG. IF I WANT HIM TO SIT I SAY "AT EASE"...HE SITS...IF I WANT HIM TO LAY DOWN I SAY "IN COMING"...HE LAYS DOWN...WHEN I WANT HIM TO ROLL OVER I SAY ARE YOU AN OFFICER AND HE ROLLS OVER...GREAT DOG...PUPPYETC...JUST IS THE DOTING WIFE. SHE CLEANS HIS EYES, HIS TEETH, HIS...WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST....SHE IS A VERY GOOD WIFE...
I WONDER IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIGURE SOMETHING OUT..WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE OVER COME DRUG ADICTION, ALCOHOLISM, SMOKING CIGERETTES BUT I CAN OVER COME BUSH IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR 4 MORE YEARS....WHY OH WHY CANT I GET OVER IT...MY YANKEE GIRLFIEND WHO HATES HIM AS MUCH AS I DO SAYS....ITS OVER....MOVE ON....BUT DAMN IT...I CANT...AND WHAT MAKES IT HARDER STILL IS I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIM ..WELL, 30 MILES..BUT THIS IS TEXAS....I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS GEORGE W BUSH IS A LYING ASSHOLE...BUT KNOW THEY WILL THROW MY ASS IN JAIL..AND BURY ME UNDER IT...OH WELL,GOING TO GO OUT AND ENJOY SOME TEXAS SUNSHINE...BYEBYE FROM THE TOWN OF GUMPS....