I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Sunday, November 04, 2018

me on Sunday afternoon.

(unknown number ):phone rings: me it's Sunday afternoon and you're calling me during a football game..this fucking better be good...
dude: uh....I'm er ah..calling for a Jock Denney..
Me: well you're off to a shity start sonny boy..thats not how you pronounce my name.
Dude: uuuuuuuuh I'm sorry..to call on a Sunday ..
Me: no your not..you just got called on it
Dude:ahhhhh
Me: pitterpatter let's get at er..
come on spit it out..I know you can do it.
Dude: uuuuh ah...is this Ms Denney?
Me; yes..pitterpatter
Dude: I'm calling on behalf of Beto..
Me: well why didn't you say so? yes honey I'm voting for Beto..I'm also taking people that have no transportation to vote..and they are voting for beto..
Dude: breathing an audible sigh of relief..well that's just great ms Denney and thank you for that ..
Me:Oh you don't have to thank me it's my duty ..and if you live near West, Texas stop by and see me and I'll buy you a pivo and skunk egg..now you have a nice day..and you might want to check when they cowboys are playing and call before the game and halftime..I'd say call after but only if they won..have a nice day..
Dude: yes mamm..

3 comments:

Ol'Buzzard said...

good for you
the Ol'Buzzard

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahahaha, that was great!

JACKIESUE said...

it was a good day for the yellowdog..