I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, August 03, 2020

he walks he talks he knows what a elephant looks like..so let's elect him for president..fuuuuuuuuck


























































































7 comments:

Valerie said...

Okay, the oreos one literally had me laughing out loud and spitting out my coffee. Sent it to my husband and his sister, who are big fans of every new oreo flavor. Happy Monday, Miss Jackie Sue, hunkering down for a hurricane over here. Take care of your bad-ass self.

Vivian Swift said...

I just love the ones about 2020. It's August. Only five more months of this shit. And I just got a kitten. Did I want a kitten? Absolutely not. But the neighbors heard a sound coming from my parked car's engine, we called the fire department, they pulled a kitten from out under the hood, and now I have a kitten. So, yeah, that's my 2020 story.

yellowdoggranny said...

Valerie..I loved all the demon semen ones..the gg's saw the meme and just the pink oreos and were all can we have some..? that's a hard no..hunkerdown and batten the hatches and keep yo'ass safe..
vivian..I send my blessings..kittens are the most destructive little furry fucks in 47 states..but you saved his life so there's that..good luck..
august..fuck me..this year is a killer..in all sorts of ways.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ha ha, the extrapolate t-shirt! Seven Idiots of the Apocalypse -- absolutely right! And yes, those Oreo cookies -- hahahahahaha!

But the best one of all -- "Finally writing my autobiography" LOLOL! It will be a bestseller, Jackiesue!

HRH sends hugs to your kitties. And to Vivian Swift's new kitty too.

Jerri said...

Oh, JackieSue, you are definitely a "limited edition"! Number 1 in a series of one. There were chuckles, laughs, guffaws and a couple of snorts today!
Again I am the first meme...I am becoming her.. That IS my autobiography . And "Put on pants? Fucking reported"😂😂
Couple went immediately to my kids... Gizmo and "flat squirrels" ( I am a Libra...decisions are hard😉) And the roadrunner.
Barr as the steamroller and the dinosaur. What a disgrace. I made it through 13 years of school with mandatory civics and economics, world history, American history ad nauseum, got my degree. This is NOT what this country is about. This is SO wrong. How can this be happening in our America? I will keep my eye on that first day...Post Drumpf and all his chaos .
Demon sperm and demon seeds...common thread? I think the seeds might be replacement pods like Invasion Of the Bodysnatchers. In some cases that could work out! Emotionless Stepford people would be better than some of the assholes we have lurching about.
Andrew Cuomo got me through the early months! I was one of the 59 million that followed him...almost weirdly ...looking for truth and leadership.
But JackieSue, we must never let that little Gohmert EVER forget what he said about his health decisions are between him and his doctor! OMG can you believe he actually said that? Can we tattoo it on his forehead?
And the professor's shirt! 😂😂😂

Bless you,Vivian. The Cosmos just gave you a gift. Thank you for accepting it. You will enjoy the snuggles and the entertainment. You should get some antibiotic ointment...amazing how something so soft and cuddly can have so many sharp points!😉
Thanks,JackieSue, for a great start to a new week. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! ....eh, what could happen? 😉

Ear scratches to the boys.❤️


Valerie said...

Vivian Swift--I just got a little marmalade kitty gifted to me by the universe. He was in a holly bush next to my post office and had the loudest, angriest meows! He's been assimilated into our menagerie--hugged him and squeezed him and called him George--and aside from his kamikaze attacks on our ancient dachshunds, he's a sweet little punkin. Congrats on your new addition to the family.

yellowdoggranny said...

Debra..I need 2 more people to die and then Im writing my real bio...boy will it be a scorcher..and with a lot more fucks..
Jerri..I wish each state had a Cuomo...or at least the red states..and what the fuck every happened to our country..maybe everyone needs a kitten too...glad you enjoyed ...
Valerie..and another kitten got rescued..this is so cool..my two old codgers and 2 new babies..hot damn.