I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, December 02, 2022

the apt smells like cabbage soup....which smells a lot like crotch..





















































 

13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Cabbage soup, eh? The Ukrainian word for cabbage is "kapusta" so, as My Rare One and I say, Beware Kapusta Farts -- they're the WORST!

Pro-tip for the holidays, LOL! And oh my, that Tesla tweet!

SickoRicko said...

"How did we get here?" is very accurate. Everything else is great, too. Have a smelly weekend! :-)

yellowdoggranny said...

Debra do you have a soup like or called Kerplunka? which is a chicken base with a batter made out of butter and flour? Kerplunka is the sound it supposedly makes when the batter is dropped into the chicken base. The cabbage soup was a huge hit..small crowd because of the holidays but people that were there were taking containers of it home. one guy while everyone was playing bingo ate 3 bowls..his wife got on to him ..said they haven't even had any yet..he said I know I have to eat fast..he took 3 containers of it home and his wife said he wanted to move in with me.made me feel good..and not to pat myself on the back but damn it was good..
Ricky the farty smell of cabbage is in the air..when the gg's were here after I had about 3 bowls of it myownself and I farted and they were omg what was that? is there something dead? that came out of your butt? I was laughing so hard..they were ..it's not funny....that stinks...hahah

Unknown said...

When we moved across country (in a U-Haul with a leaky transmission, towing our old Honda so we had no reversebecause you can't back up with onr of those car towing things, and two cats in the cab and a litter box under the passenger seat) it was two+ days to cross texas. Seemed like two weeks...

yellowdoggranny said...

unknown...crossing Texas is no joke. you go from flat to hilly to mountains to swamp...to desert..gotta love it.
that doesn't sound like a fun trip to me.

wibble said...

Fun fact: Club-Q-nut got the shit beat out of him with his own gun; the stilettos were insult-to-injury.

yellowdoggranny said...

made me happy Wibble

Richard said...

Texas is too big. It is not a real place. They always say don't mess with them. Ok fine i won't do that. We have Houston, where there is a problem. We have Dallas Fort Worth that i do not understand at all.
We have the Rio Grande valley, most famous for Uvalde and Walmart shootings. I think Texas is a mess. I think that governor Abbott is an idiot. I think Texas has nothing to be proud of. Also, i am tired of them showing up in their cowboy hats and boots. If you want to hear something stupid, just ask a Texan.

River said...

Kerplunka? We called those dumplings when mum made them and put them in soup.
Trump's ties are too loose. They need to be much, much tighter.

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yellowdoggranny said...

river..no they're not dumplings. It's a thin batter that you drizzle into the soup base..

Ol'Buzzard said...

Marjorie Taylor Green is a moron, and I don't want to even want to think about her fart stained underwear.
This is a great set.
the Ol'Buzzard

yellowdoggranny said...

well of course she is ol'buzzard..and a right stupid bitch too. thank you very much