I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, December 18, 2023

it's starting to look a lot like Christmas..



















































 

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Awwww, you gifted us a Xmas post after all! Now I want a ouija board to talk to Jesus.

Rudy Giuliani in 2024, hahahahaha! That's one way to work off that huge damages award! And even bigger LOLs for Crazy Pillow Guy working at McDonalds.

Jerri said...

A Ouija board to talk to Jesus? Wow. If they connect, they better start quickly apologizing - for a MULTITUDE of sins. Hope he’s more forgiving than his followers. I don’t think the conversation would go as they hoped.(Being raised Christian I seem to remember we weren’t supposed to “dabble in the Black Arts”). My, how times have changed.
toys for twats! 🤭😂🤣😂
Thanks for the great lineup, YDG. Wishing you and yours a wonderful Christmas filled with love, fun and appreciation for just how rich with joy we are 🎄
“Always choose kind and you’ll always be right.” Words to live by ✌️

SickoRicko said...

After this great line-up you deserve to take a break! Have a good holiday.

Cleora Borealis said...

🎄🎅 Have a Merry Xmas...rest when you can! Don't worry about us, we'll all be fine until you post again! I, for one, will be busy makin' tacos for the devil!! 🌮🌮😈😈

Tundra Bunny said...

You've outdone yourself with this line-up -- the "Toys For Twats" made me LOL! Hope you're feeling better these days, JackieSue. Have a Merry Xmas with your family & friends!

Mike said...

Many many good ones today.
So someone with a bruised testicle can't get into heaven? So all those guys that try and skateboard down a railing and fall off and land on the railing on their balls are not going to heaven?

Leanna said...

My crazy christian sister Julie would love that Talk to Jesus board. Yeah, Satan better bring the good tacos this time he comes to visit.

Anonymous said...

if there is a Satan he would be Donald Trump he seems to fit the biblical criteria for the antichrist but he wouldn’t bring tacos because he hates Mexicans. He would probably bring something from McDonald’s.

The Blog Fodder said...

Hard to pick a favourite, Jackiesue. Fleas Navidog, щасливого Різдва та щасливого нового року, and Happy Solstice.

Sandy said...

Toys for Twats...........priceless. Many other really good ones as well. I'm always amazed at how many good one I've not seen you find. Keep it up, we need the laughs. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

yellowdoggranny said...

Merry Christmas...........to you all..