CENTERS FOR DISEASE
CONTROL AND PREVENTION
IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud
CONTROL AND PREVENTION
IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud
