Well, maybe not smoked me..but she sure lit me up and left me puffing...Margaret came by this afternoon about 12:30 and I laced up my high top converses and off we went....Margaret comes up to maybe my chin and weighs about 110lbs..about the size of my left leg..She walks slower than I do, but I didn't mind slowing my pace down as she is doing me the favor by including me in her little jaunt around the apartment complex and she is a sweet little ole lady..By the 2rd trip around, I had found out she was a Dallas Cowboys fan and also yelled at the the tv set. But I'm sure she doesn't yell 'catch that mother fucker, asshole.'....she just yells, 'run'. I never noticed before how beady her little squinty eyes are...By the 3th trip around I found out tha
t she also despises Bush...glory glory...there is a Goddess and she loves us all.. She is starting to get on my nerves with her smirk and giggles when I start to stagger, reel and trip over my now untied shoe laces on my scuffed up tennis shoes...By the 4th lap I was starting to see little dots of light in front of me and the sweat was popping out on my forehead and my legs were starting to cramp up on me..but I also found out that she too thinks Bush's mother is a mean ole bitty and there is another lady in the apartment complex that also hates Bush and his George Washington looking mother..What was I thinking when I said I wanted to take a fucking walk with this marathon running hag? The 5th trip around I was staring lovingly at the bench in front of the laundry room and wondered if this old bitch was kin to the energizing fucking bunny who just keeps on going...When we finally got to the fork in the walk to go back to the apartment, I was gasping and sucking air into my lungs like a hover vacuum cleaner...'Is this the 6th lap ?'I gasped out clutc
hing the side of the building..."are we done yet?'This seemingly sweet little old lady who I know for a fact harbors the heart of a 12 year old and the legs of Serena Williams, replied..'oh yes, we're all done, I sometimes do this 2-3 times a day, you're more than welcome to come with me later on today..'..
No thanks I wheezed...I think I have to take a nap.'....
I swear to the Goddess, she was skipping when she went down the sidewalk to her apartment...while I hobbled off clutching my side and wheezing like an accordion shot full of holes..
fuckme till I'm 75...
