.......UNKNOWN CALLER.......

Ah, I love fucking with those people...Today I got a phone call from one of those 'unknown callers'....and they always mispronounce my name (it's spelled Jacque) and with my deep voice they always assume I'm a guy, so the conversation today went like this. Me:"Howdy."..

Unknown caller:"Is this Mr. Jockque, er, ah..Jock Denney?"...Me:"No, there is no Jock Denney here, there is a Jackie Denney here and that's me...what do you want?"..Unknown caller:"Hello, Mr. Denney..I'm"..Me:"I'm not a Mr. Asshole, I'm a Ms."...Unknown Caller:"Oh, excuse me Ms. Denney, this is Jeff Bladebladipshit from the "I'm Here to Fuck With Your Day" survey, and we have a few questions we would like your opinion on and we're not selling anything." Me:"Sweety, there are two things you don't want. One is a sexually transmitted disease and the other is my fucking opinion on anything."sounds of silence...I hang up...

I got bored last Friday and rented 5 movies for $5bucks..rented Good-night and Good Luck, which I really did like..Capote which I guess was a very good movie, but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said..(but still think Jocquene(SP) Phoenix should have won for Walk The Line.)Jarhead which was good, but not as good as the book..A Murder of Crows which I will watch tomorrow night..and Matador which I will watch later on tonight..I watched back to back, non stop The Closer and as much as I like Lost, 24, E.R.,Boston Legal,and Heroes, the Closer is the best show on TV...also watched the Dead Zone and it was good, but not great..I like Kyle XY...a lot..I find it very strange but I kind of like to watch the Gene Simmons Show..only because I am amazed that such a gifrantic asshole hooked up with a soft porn queen could raise such terrific kids..the son is pretty funny..

I am fixing to kill and skin the Little Asshole..

He is a enormous pain in the ass..He still bites, scratches and climbs on my head or sits on my shoulder and bites at my ears, nose, hair and any part of me he can sink his sharp fangs into..he is feral...and soon to be dead,dead,dead..People come over and they are shocked and awed by his antics..he runs sideways through the house, will run across the rug, sink his claws into the carpet and then slide and make a compete circle spinning on his back..the hallway is pretty long and he casts a shadow when he runs down it so he is constantly attacking the walls trying to get that cat that is chasing him..I go to the bathroom and he goes in there and bites on my toes and ankles and hard to do anything while your peeing..like kick him across the room..Margaret came over the other day (forgot to lock the fucking door) and he jumped up on the arm of the couch, scratched and bit her and then ran like a sonofabitch down the hall...He thinks he is a Tiger or Mountain Lion or some such cat..He's fixing to be the cutest little stuffed animal you ever saw...bastid..

It's almost 11:30pm and still have to shower before I watch my movie..See y'all...