ESCORT OWNER WILL ASK CLIENTS TO TESTIFY

Hahahahahah!...There's a threat for you...I know for a fact that there will be no testifying from her clients..Due to some black mailing on my own I discovered a book that not only has their names..but has all their special requests...
Like the great Senator from Mo..Christopher Bond, who only wants to be serviced by a Queen Elizabeth look alike who serves him martinis, shaken not stirred..Congressman Kucinich and Senator Hillary Clinton have to be addressed as Madam President..Congresswoman Mary Bono wants a Cher look-alike who seranades her with "I Got You Babe." Senator John Warner insists that he is given his massage by a man dressed up in a Cleopatra wig.Randy J. Forbes has to be urged on with some special equipment and the lady in question has to tell him over and over again"Your a randy little boy aren't you Randy?"
Ted Kennedy has to...well, never mind..it's to disgusting to mention..but it does have to do with a man in green fatigues, a huge cigar and Cuban music in the background..Norman D. Dicks insists on being called 'Big Dick'..while dressed in a diaper..Willie "Lacy" Clay,Jr. wears a white wedding dress and keeps saying, "Bless me mother for I have sinned."...
Many of them require their services from pages and they have to be addressed as "you naughty republican"...Four of them have special dresses made for them and one is very fond of red silk and a tiny pearl necklace..It doesn't go around his neck if you get my drift..One lady is very popular with about a dozen Senators as she is a Condoleezza Rice look-alike..one looks like Barbara Bush and three look like George W. Bush.
I could go on, but it is just too icky for words..so I think the chances of her getting anyone of these esteemed politicians to come forth and testify that she was only giving massages..is pretty far fetched..Although it has brought me a job offer..Some Congressman wants some 'tough ole broad' to work me over...I just found out he's a republican..so I'm thinking of taking the job..
fuckme till the governor of Alabama burns the confederate flag..