I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

chezebugga...chezebugga



Well, fuck...my 2 days off is coming to an end...Yesterday I swept, swifter mopped, dusted, vacuumed, cleaned bathroom, cleaned kitchen, cleaned stove, planted my peppers and Japanese eggplants and read...didn't leave the house...would have slept longer than I did but Margaret decided to come wake me up...so as politely as I could I let her know that I work now and since I have to smile, chitchat and be cheerful, the last thing I want to do is do it on my day off...especially at 9am in the fucking morning..and I really didn't want anyone coming over before noon time as I am really starting to cherish my time off and like my solitude...maybe I shoulda been less polite..as she came to the house this am at 10:45..yes, normally I would have been up, but I wasn't and would probably still be sleeping (my ass was dragging after all the cleaning from yesterday)if she hadn't beat on the fucking door...I refused to answer it..but I was still fucking woke up...2 fucking days off and she wakes me up on both days...So I hauled out my chalk board and wrote:NO VISITORS, YES, THIS MEANS YOU..THANKS JACKIE.
It's been up maybe 5 minutes and Claudette from next door comes over to show me her face where she fell last night...excuse the fuck out of me...does this look like a face that gives a fuck?...Knock off the 6-pack night cap Claudette and you won't be falling on your face. Tomorrow when I see her go by the apartment I am going to go give her a bit of news..."Margaret, do you know what I have on my desk?..........it's an alarm clock, and when I want to be work up...I'LL SET THE FUCKING ALARM AND LET IT WAKE ME UP. Until it breaks and I have to buy a new one...I DON'T NEED A FUCKING WAKEUP IN THE MORNING."....is that too harsh?...I can only hope..I don't want to hurt any one's feelings...but you know what?...It's a dirty job..and some one's gotta do it..

The highlight of my day today is Bold Springs Baptist Church made cheezebugga's today...Called Babs and got her order, called work and asked if they wanted anything and then went to Bold Springs Community Center to pick them up..Did I ever mention that Bold Springs Baptist Church is the black church?...I told you it was 1957 here..They have their own church and community center.
They also make the best cheezebugga's around..It's the only food that I eat that I won't share with Annie..and it pisses her off...
When I talked to work to get the chezebugga order I talked to Thom and he asked me how my days off were, said all I did was clean yesterday and if it didn't get cleaned...fuckit..it was staying dirty..I told him I would be down to get the money for the chezebugga's as soon as I squeezed my tits in my bra...he was still laughing when I got to the store...and Inky got a hair cut and bleached his hair the same color as mine...I cracked up...Now we look like mother and son..I wore my Late Show online tshirt and to be cute I put the little round stickers that adhere to your clothes of Obama '08 right on each one of my boobs...right where the nipples would be...Figure that would be funny...except after I left the store I forgot to take them off and wasn't till I got home that I figured out why all the stockers at West Food Mart were doing double takes of me when I walked by..
It's official...the world is going to hell in a hand basket..I flipped thru the tv channels and there's ole Oprah...and who's she got on the show?....A woman who had a sex change to become a man and then got implanted with sperm so she is now pregnant..Judas fucking priest...you know as many children out there that desperately need some one to adopt them, and some asshole decides to do this just so they can get their 15 minutes of fame and be on the Oprah show just chaps my ass..and I have a lot of ass to chap..someone should bip that Dr. and take away their license...She wanted to be a man, fine, I'll all for that...I think that's her/his decision and no body's business, but if she didn't want to be a woman but wanted a baby, why didn't she do it the old fashioned way and then have her operation..She gave up her rights to do 'female' things when she became a he..or am I wrong...? Hell, who knows...
fuckme till I grow balls..