I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Showing posts with label gnats and old farts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gnats and old farts. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2008

.......I'M A SCHMUCK.......


I have been doing a little deducting..I have had allergies for fucking ever...sneezing, runny nose, and more sneezing..Every time a cedar tree has sex I sneeze..I'm from the old school of 'if one's good then 2 will be terrific.'...So the destruction's on my allergy (over the counter) meds say 1 every 4 hours..So schmuck that I am...I take 2 every 4 hours...I was so jittery from it that I couldn't sleep at night and so I changed the brand and went back to taking them the way they are supposed to be taken..Guess what?...The rapid heart beat stopped..yup...it's not the diabetes medicine...it's the 'too many allergy pills'...I'm not sure that's what the problem is..but every since I stopped taking them 2 at a time, the rapid heart beat has gone away..if it continues like this..I will not call Dr. E. but if it starts up again, will call him..But right now I think it's a case of Dr. Jackie over dosing her allergy medicine...yup I'm a schmuck.
Does anyone remember back when I lived in the little house that I kept getting bit by something on the face and was so swollen that my eye would close and my mouth sagged..and thanks to Tex and a few others I figured out that they were gnat bites and I'm allergic to them..The little fuckers are back..( I noticed it when I brought the plants in from the cold)I have huge lumps on my back and side from them..huge motherfuckers.. the size of walnuts grouped together, red and blotchy and itch like a sonofabitch...It's enough to piss off the Goddess..I art pissed also..But the good news is...I haven't been sick from the 'crud' that is going around...Every one on line and in West have been sick with the 'crud'..I'm assuming that the 'crud' is some form of flu, but so far, I am bug free....Of course now that I have bragged about it..I will come down with a case so severe that I will welcome some gnat bites..
like these....only a lot more of them and a lot bigger..
On the reading agenda I finished the book by Erica Spindler, Last Known Victim and it was really a good mystery...Smug schmuck that I am..I had it figured out by the time I was half way through..There were a lot of red herrings, but I'm too good of a sleuth and figured it out..Now I'm reading the Spellman Files by Lisa Lutz and it's pretty damn funny...Which is good, as I'm due for some funny...I started to read the God of All Animals but it started right off with the drowning of a kid, and thought 'I don't think so'...and switched to the Spellman Files...Actually all I'm doing is biding my time until I get the new STephen King novel.We don't have it at the library yet and I'm chomping at the bit..I have to go to the library today and down load all the information on Obama, Clinton, Hucklebee and McCaine for the old farts at the West Rest Haven..I am going there the 18th and give them all the scoop on what issues the candidates are for and against..If you want any information about the candidates you can get it from Glassbooth.net..or is it Glassbooth.com...or org..fuck I can't remember..oh kay...I checked..it's .org..There is a test you can take that will match you up with the candidate that is the closest to you on the issues..Pretty cool..
Probaly over the weekend I will do another report from West. Both the girls and boys teams are going to district playoffs...We're so proud...
I have to go do laundry....no really I mean it..I HAVE TO DO LAUNDRY.. I am wearing clothes that I only wear when every thing else I own is in the hamper...The t-shirt is from when the Cowboys won their first Super Bowl, like 93 or something..Plus a gnat just flew up my nose and Goddess knows what kind of damage it can do in there...fuckme till I sneeze..