MEME FOR CHRISTMAS(stolen)

I went by brightyellergun's to see what he was up to and he steered me to a new blog..and I have a new roll mate..she is very very funny..she's Canadian,is strong,cusses like I do..well, no one cusses like I do..and did I mention she was funny?...check her out..nineteensixtyeightrox.blogspot.com

Any how I stole her meme..so here tis:

CHRISTMAS MEME

When people say Christmas you immediately think:oh fuck...I'm going to be broke by New Years..

Favorite Christmas memory:was when we lived in Hawaii and I got my first bike..Blossom Bailey Roycroft..I loved that fucking bike.. when we left Hawaii, I wasn't allowed to bring it with me as the military shipped us by Navy plane and there was no room...I was not only pissed..I was broken hearted...I had a lot of adventures on ole Blossom...Me and my parakeet Pete taking off and going to the beach and having the AP's searching high and low for me..yup...good times.

Favorite Christmas song/carol: that's easy..Little Drummer Boy..and my favorite version is done by Tennessee Ernie Ford..For those of you whippersnappers who are too young to know who he is..Google him ...

Favorite Christmas movie:also very easy..

A Christmas Story....the best and my very very favorite..if I have to watch it's A Good Life one more time, I will snatch someone bald headed and bip them into another world..

Your favorite Christmas character..:hmm..

I would say, the star...cause if you don't have the star...whatd'ya got?...A messy birth in a barn..The star brought the 3 wise guys,angels and a host of animals..and that little drummer boy..

Favorite ornament/object..that's easy too..years ago Jamie and I were decorating for Christmas and I had this sleigh, don't even remember where it came from..and she painted it like Santa's sleigh, red and white and put snow flakes all over it..I use it every Christmas and usually use it to hold my Christmas cards..but this year I put my stuffed Christmas bear in it..which was given to me by the Lakota Princess Nancy...

What are your plans for Christmas?...The Saturday before Christmas I am going to my bestest friend David's ex wife's house and have our gift swapping and doing the Chinese Christmas thingy..How did the idea of swapping, stealing and taking the gift back become known as Chinese Christmas?....anyone know?

After that, I'm not sure what I'm going to do..will see the granddaughters..but not sure I want to go to Thom's and imacuntthedaughterinlaw's house for a round of ass kissing, phony display of affection for a $50 gift card...so may just stay home...

Oh...yeah, another reason why I am suspicious of Christians..?...How could good Christians allow the birth of their saviour be turned into such a crass display of commercialism?...just asking..

I pick kalibitch,billy pilgrim,nitwit,tex and Alan to do this meme..that should be really good...

by the way that cute young man with Santa is my heart adopted Grandson...It's Buddha_girls cute and adorable son Robert.