WED IS HUMP DAY. or as Rush Limpball says: slut day.

No humping allowed..unless done by Republicans..and to us..

I am giving the jock strap mask another shot..Dr. Cujo is giving me 2 pills..one to take before and one to take if it doesn't work while I'm trying to sleep. I'm also going to tell her not to put it on me..let me put it on..get used to it..and then sloooooooowly add the air..not blow it in the face full blast.
We're going to have us a little chat..one which she will not like..

I went to gym again today and upped the speed and did a mile in 30 minutes..will up it a little bit each time. I'm not going to do anything but the treadmill for a while..till I build up some stamina..also doing some walking around the apts. Mostly chasing after Dexter who is chasing after the Opossum. Stupid cat. ok..going to bed..see you guys later. Will post the pictures of the art work and of Dexter and his little furry buddy.

A LITTLE HUMP GOES ALONG WAY.

I go to Dr. Cujo's today at 10a.m. have the results back from the sleep apnea test..considering they only will have results of one night and of me saying' oh fuck no' for the second night, I would imagine it will be short. But I have lots of ideas and suggestions that I received from all of you so that will give me at least one leg to stand on..(not the one with the Frodo Foot.)..He hates it when I start out the conversation with 'well, my friends on my blog said.'..

But I also want him to change up some of my meds..see if there is something else he can suggest for my Frodo foot..cause I know it's not normal for it too look like that for so long..

I've decided that since my next Jackie's Kitchen is going to be on March 15th, I'm going to do a salute to Italy. I am making home made pizzas..pepperoni, sausage(they are Czech's) and cheese..I'm trying to figure out an easy dessert because while the pizza's aren't hard to make they are time consuming..(I think I'll be able to use the pizza's in the kitchen)..we'll also have non alcoholic beer and wine..plus soda pop..They loved the orange crush.Jamie has already been looking over the decorations with an Italian design..they actually have quite a bit of stuff. Some one suggested doing something for St. Patrick's..I said I was a pagan and hated ST.Pat's...and would do nothing to celebrate his Pagan hatin' ass.. bastid.

When I was at House of Satan to get the stuff for Mardi Gras I saw a big end cap of popcorn tins(big round ones) with NASCAR drivers on them with their numbers..I quickly ferreted out Matt Kenseth's and purchased it for Babs, knowing that racing season had started up..She said it would bring him luck..he won the race the next day..This so excited her that she had to have it either on her lap or right by her side during the Daytona 500..guess who won again?...yup..ole Matt. So now we're convinced the popcorn tin has magical powers and helped Matt win both the races..stay tuned, this could be fun.

Ok...I'm out of here..it's 11 p.m. Tuesday night..gotta go watch Letterman. Nathan Lane is on...