LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 LIST

With one by Jackiesue....can you guess which one?
This was on March 22nd..and I watched it and didn't even remember mine...d'oh!...If you can guess which one is mine, I'll send you a souvenir from West, Texas.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GOVERNOR'S HAVING SEX.
10.Starts every speech with "four whores and seven grand ago."
9. Govenor's mansion is a hotel room on the interstate.
8.Always has that lovely cheap perfume smell about him.
7.He gives a "state of my unit" address.
6.Second Thursday in April is now "Take a whore to work day."
5.He's smiling...his wife ain't.
4.His budget includes line item for "gettin' it on."
3.Before every Executive decision asks, "What would Charlie Sheen do."
2.Local hookers complain they can't get that gubernatorial taste out of their mouths"
1.Leaves a tip for his wife after sex.

Ok...can you guess which is mine?......