I so stole these.
Another bunch of great thoughts that do make sense..
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.Now I don't know what to feed it.
Another bunch of great thoughts that do make sense..
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.Now I don't know what to feed it.
*****I had amnesia once --or twice.
*****I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.Now what?
*****Protons have mass?I didn't even know they were Catholic.
*****All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
*****If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
*****What is a "free" gift?Aren't all gifts free?
*****They told me I was gullibleand I believed them.
*****Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home,and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
******Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
*****One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
*****My weight is perfect for my height --which varies
*****I used to be indecisive.Now I'm not sure.
*****The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
*****How can there be self-help "groups"?
*****If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
*****Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
*****Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
