LIFE, DEATH AND STUFF

I don't feel old until someone dies...and in this case it was John Phillip Law..for those of you who don't know who he was...if you ever saw Barbarella or The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming..you saw him..He was in many more movies, but those are 2 that stand out..in Barbarella he was the blind angel Pygar. At the time he and Jane Fonda were two of the hottest people in the world...In The Russians are Coming he played a sweet Russian youth who falls in love with a local American girl when a Soviet submarine runs aground off a peaceful New England island town. It's one of my favorite movies. Alan Arkin, Carl Reiner, Theo Bikel and John Phillip Law were in it...was terrific...He also played World War I ace Baron Manfred von Richthofen in the Red Baron, was in Hurry Sundown which also had Michael Caine and Jane Fonda..it sucked..but he was terrific eye candy...What freaks me out is....he was 70....dang..when did he get to be 70..when did everyone I know turn so fecking old and start croaking..???????

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I have managed to put up 2 of the book cases and the third is up but I'm still trying to figure out how much distance I want between the shelves...It has adjustable shelves and will need to get some more clips as I think I want more shelves than it's set up for..which also means I'll have to get some more shelves..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..and then again I just make do with 4 shelves for now and do the rest later..I'm still up to my ass in books..I swear they're breeding..and speaking of books..I found this book....I paid $.50 for it at Caritas...You are probably wanting to know why I would buy this piece of shit book..So..I'm going to tell you...I'm going to do something I have never done before...I am going to destroy a fucking book...I'm going to tear each and every page of the book out and rip it into as many pieces as I can...because this book doesn't deserve to live...it's shit and hopefully I got to it before anyone else got a chance to read it..I was going to read it so I could tell you how horrid it is...but I didn't even want my eyes to be subjected to such crap..the title alone was enough to make me go psycho in the store...and to top it off, while showing a dad and his about 9 year old son some Bugle Boy underwear...the son said.."Iwouldn't wear that, I'm not a fag."...I stopped dead in my tracks and in the middle of a sentence and said 'what?'....he just looked at me and his dad said, what's the problem?...and I said, I'm just surprised that a parent would allow his child to say such an ugly word and not get reprimanded for it...The Dad took his son by the arm and marched him right out of the store...not a word was said...I wanted to bip the Dad, but refrained...and let me tell you...it was fucking hard...real hard, I'm telling you...very very fucking hard...So I can show some restrain...but it was fucking haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

We have a new kid at work...he's a Sr. in high school and graduates this year and is going to college where he's taking business...He's a really good kid, smart sweet and I have given myself 2 weeks to corrupt him..His name is Layetheneldhenlae. something..Laysomething..So since my brain works in mysterious ways and can't call him small fuck...I figured that might be hard to say all the time, so I call him Frito...He is going to have a case of whip lash by the end of next week from whipping his head around after I say something off the wall...Like today when my check is still not showing my new raise(and get another one in July) Thom handed me a pay out from the register of the difference, when Inky said what's that for, I said that's for the blow job I gave him yesterday, didn't I tell you about the deal we made?...Lay's head snapped around like a rubber band..and Tom, bless his heart just put his head on the top of the wall by the register and shook his head...Some days I just love being me..

My friend David O.'s eldest daughter woke me up this am and said her cousin had been killed and they were all going to be going to the funeral in Nebraska and could I come by and take care of their dogs Nelson and Pedro?...of course....They were all freaking out and trying to get all organized and then they all thought 'who's going to watch the dogs?'....and they all said at the same time...'Jackie'.......but of course..David would be there during the week, but on weekends, he's out proving that he's a slut..his words...he called me bragging about bagging 2 women..one is 25 and one is 50...I said 'yes, you are a ho.'...he's so proud..Hmm, what else is going on?...My old boyfriend James is back in town...I want you to know..every time I see him, he gets better looking...

Oh, I got groped in front of the store today by Chainsaw..He and Chief(used to be the police chief of West) were coming out of the store when I was getting out of truck to get my pay check..I yelled out...'look at those old farts'....and then they gave me my hug and Chainsaw who is damn near blind, grabbed my left boob and said..'Oh, it's Jackie'....He's 80something, blind as a bat and doesn't get any action...so what am I gonna do?...smack him?...I just laughed and shook my head..Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you..

I'm off to take a shower, I'm so tired I'm left handed....fuckme I'll never dance again...