DAM NEWS NEWS

Ahh, good shit to post about...I love my Dallas Morning News, as it gives me stuff to bitch about...life is good..lets see what can I start with...? Oh, I know...the 19 year old litigation suit against Exxon...
"I guess the lesson you learn is that 'if you're big and powerful enough', you can bring the system to a halt."..Brian O'Neill, lawyer for Alaskans victimized by the Exxon Valdez spill, saying 19 years of of litigation means the Irving-based oil giant has triumphed.(Washington Post)
No shit?...gee, who would have thought THAT could happen?..When you have more fucking money than God, you can get away with anything...

"We have absolutely no momentum going into the first quarter. Things are looking pretty grim for the economy. If we're not in a recession already, we're very close." Josh Shapiro, a leading commercial economist, on the latest economic numbers.(Bloomberg News) No shit?...after nearly 8 years of Bush at the helm, who would have ever thought THAT could happen?
this maybe my favorite of the week, month and possibly year..
"I've had it up to here with John McCain. He's off the list. I'm joining Ann Coulter in supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton," Bill Cunningham, conservative Cincinnati radio talk show host, who introduced the presumptive GOP nominee at a rally. Sen. McCain had disavowed nasty warm-up remarks the host made about Barack Obama. (Cincinnati Enquirer)....Well, if that isn't enough reasons to make you vote for Barack Obama, nothing will be..Any time the Cunt Coulter(she may be one, but I bet she doesn't HAVE one) and the Asshole Cunningham endorse someone for president, that's enough reason to make you go the other way..Jesus may love those two, but the Goddess isn't so benevolent and thinks a good asskicking is a better idea.(Coulter has a personality like a sack full of hemroids)
"Obama simply has the problem that he happens to be black."
Adelfa Callejo, Dallas Hispanic leader and Hillary Clinton supporter, on why many Latinos do not support the African-American candidate. Mrs. Clinton denounced the remarks.(KTVT Channel 11,Dallas, Texas).....Someone explain to me exactly where the fuck Hispain is.....just asking....Yeah, ole Hillary denounced it.....................................just like when she was asked about him being a Muslim...she said:"We have to take his word for it, he says he's a christian, and he keeps denying he's a Muslim."...That was for me the defining moment when I knew there was no way I was voting for her...that fucking bitch...Suppose we have to take her word for it, that she didn't know all along that her husband was letting ugly fat women collect his DNA orally..I'm telling you ladies, if you don't give your husband a blow job..he'll get it else where..they may not fuck an ugly fat girl, but they'll let a toothless old hag blow them...( I think they like the toothless part better than the hag part.)...
Ok, lets see...yup...I've insulted rich oil companies, Forest Gump, conservatives, radio talk show hosts and men who have had a sex operation, hispanics, republicans, ugly fat women and toothless hags...I'm on a fucking roll this morning....like I said...Life is good.
Don't forget to vote..and for all you people voting democrat in Texas....you get to vote twice...yup..that's what a volunteer for Obama said last night...we vote...then go to the meeting they will hold after the booths close and you get to vote again..something to do with the super delegates...She also told me I made her day...I was doing my little rap on Bush, Clinton, and politics in general, she was laughing her ass off) So far I have had about 20 phone calls from Hillary, Chelsea, and this morning Bill called me...I told him unless he wanted a blow job, he had the wrong number...