MY TITS .......

are having a race with my ass to see which is going to make it to the floor first...Tada..I have 2 days off...In which I will dust, sweep, swifter mop, vacuum, clean liter box, clean bath room, clean kitchen, clean living room, clean bed room, plant flowers, plant veggies, feed the birds, clean off the front porch, do 317 loads of laundry, go to the library, and suffer a small, noticed by no one but the cat and possibly Babs, nervous break down.

But first I have to plot my revenge...against my dear friend Babs..who to get even with me for buying her the soul sucking gnome and calling her a pussy, put a red pooh shirt in amongst all my red t-shirts.. am I the only person that color coordinates their t-shirts..? The day I went to the convention I thought about dressing nice and looking professional, and then I thought .? Who the fuck am I kidding...So I wanted to wear one of my West, Texas Bohemian Headhunter t-shirts and I'm going thru my red t-shirts, going West, West, West, West, Pooh, West, West....what the fuck?....What's a pooh shirt doing in my closet?...That's Babs work...So now I am plotting something nefarious for her..Something really evil that will teach her not to mess with the Scorpio Queen...We do revenge better than anyone...I'll teach her to fuck with me...brwhahahahahah!

Yesterday at work it was just me and Tom the boss, who is about as good a boss as I have ever had...He lets me do in-caps as I am good at it and enjoy it...So I got to do a Mother's Day end cap right by the register...So I brought out the vases, infusion candles, huge ass boxes of chocolate, little plates with poems to mother on it, assorted crap you husbands get your kid to buy for mom for mothers day...and we had some blank places and I was allowed to fill it in with what I thought would look good, sell and would work for a mother's day end-cap...So I filled it in with some 'stuff' and then I thought(my first mistake)...hmmm...I know..So I went to ladies clothes and got a bunch of sexy women's thong, bikini panties in red, hot pink and racing stripes( I swear to Goddess the pants had red and black racing stripes on them) and hung them up on the end...I asked Tom...'so what do you think?..'..he said 'works for me'...and that was in..come in to work today and Inky came chasing me down and said 'are you clocked in?' and I said 'yeah, why?...and he said 'I want to make sure your on the clock so you can't clock me...' .."you want me to take down the red panties don't you'...hahahah...He thought it was so tacky..said all it needed was a sign that said 'hot XXX video's this way'...I did my sales pitch about how I had asked some ladies what they would rather have the hot panties or the chocolate and they all said the panties...So Inky said..'what ever...leave them up then...We're both laughing our asses off...I finally went and took the racing striped ones and the flaming red ones and replaced them with some sedate sequined looking ones and a bra and pantie set...just to fuck with him...eventually before the morning was over I took them down, but not before telling him the reason why he didn't like them was because he was afraid Anessa was going to want some..I did some big ass cleaning today..cleaned the floor behind the register as it was dirty, took all the rugs by the register, the door and the one out side and beat the shit out of them....plus, swept and mopped around the register booth...I can't just stand up there and do nothing...when I told Angela that she said 'oh I have no problem just standing her doing nothing.'..

I said 'no shit'...

To make sure I get my 30 hours in this week I have to come in 1/2 hour early for 2 days and an hour early on one ..which will allow me to have my 30 hours and get 2 days off..Good ole Tom..always thinking of me..Inky said if I didn't know you better I'd think you had something going with the boss to get 2 days off in a row...I laughed so hard I nearly choked..Said nope, he's just afraid if I don't get 2 days in a row off, I'm going to take a header in the middle of the floor from exhaustion..

I got my Late Night Online t'shirt...and was sorta pissed...it's made in fecking Haiti...What? China isn't good enough for ole Dave?....I'm thinking about sending it back ...with a note...I'm working on it...

oh...have to run...John McCain is on Letterman, want to make sure I watch it, in case he croaks...