I was going to do a post..but I feel like ca ca doo doo..which was one of my favorite words when i was about 4 years old..I have the book cases up and all the books are semi separated and put up...I had Sunday off but had to work today from 10-3 and off tomorrow...one of my customers gave me a code..them lousy sonsabitch's..I will find out who they are and will kick some ass..until then...here's some stumble upons...
if hippies ruled.....
it was John Phillip Law..for those of you who don't know who he was...if you ever saw Barbarella or The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming..you saw him..He was in many more movies, but those are 2 that stand out..in Barbare
lla he was the blind angel Pygar. At the time he and Jane Fonda were two of the hottest people in the world...In The Russians are Coming he played a sweet Russian youth who falls in love with a local American girl when a Soviet submarine runs aground off a peaceful New England island town. It's one of my favorite movies. Alan Arkin, Carl Reiner, Theo Bikel and John Phillip Law were in it...was terrific...He also played World War I ace Baron Manfred von Richthof
en in the Red Baron, was in Hurry Sundown which also had Michael Caine and Jane Fonda..it sucked..but he was terrific eye candy...What freaks me out is....he was 70....dang..when did he get to be 70..when did everyone I know turn so fecking old and start croaking..??????? 
his book....I paid $.50 for it at Caritas...You are probably wanting to know why I would buy this piece of shit book..So..I'm going to tell you...I'm going to do something I have never done before...I am going to destroy a fucking book...I'm going to tear each and every page of the book out and rip it into as many pieces as I can...because this book doesn't deserve to live...it's shit and hopefully I got to it before anyone else got a chance to read it..I was going to read it so I could tell you how horrid it is...bu
t I didn't even want my eyes to be subjected to such crap..the title alone was enough to make me go psycho in the store...and to top it off, while showing a dad and his about 9 year old son some Bugle Boy underwear...the son said.."Iwouldn't wear that, I'm not a fag."...I stopped dead in my tracks and in the middle of a sentence and said 'what?'....he just looked at me and his dad said, what's the problem?...and I said, I'm just surprised that a parent would allow his child to say such an ugly word and not get reprimanded for it...The Dad took his son by the arm and marched him right out of the store...not a word was said...I wanted to bip the Dad, but refrained...and let me tell you...it was fucking hard...real hard, I'm telling you...very very fucking hard...So I can show some restrain...but it was fucking haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.
'Lying through his teeth' Bush said Tuesday that he was disappointed in "flawed intelligence" before the Iraq war and was concerned that if a Democrat wins the presidency in November and withdrew troops prematurely it could "eventually lead to another attack on the United States."
e newspaper Politico and Yahoo News, Mr. Lying Asshole Bush also said he gave up golf in 2003 out of respect for U. S. soldiers killed in the war.
bomb the shit out of them heathens and bring them to Jesus, the world as we know it would end...We lied to you then, and by God, we lied to you about everything else too. It was the Saudis with the help of some of my 'friends' that flew into the twin towers and the p
entagon...We blamed it on Osama because he's an asshole and we knew he'd make the perfect scapegoat.. oh by the way, he's been dead for 2 years and that's why we had Bhutto assassination, she was fixing to tell everyone that he was dead and we were using him as an excuse to stay in Afghanistan, where we have better control over them poppy fields..if ya' know what I mean..Hey, it won't be the first time the U.S. government has dealt in poppy..'member Nam?...Hell, I don't ...I was so high on booze and cocaine I didn't need to fly a plane...I came down once in 2000, to get sworn in but I've been fucked up every since . That pretzel incident?....nah, I was fucked up and got into a fight with one of my secret service guys , cause he hid my stash..Don't he know I'm the president of these here united states?...Well, not really...we stole that too...Hell, we had dead people votin' and some of them voted twice..Nobody ever noticed that 8,000 more people voted than actually lived in some cities..and that was in each and every town...Shit, you people were so eager to vote me in 'cause you thought you could go have a beer with me...not the smartest thing to do when I'm a stone alcoholic coke head..dumb shits..'
a thing on line here called Waco yard sale..where instead of actually having a yard sale you can post things you want to sell or buy on line...and I had posted that I wanted to buy, trade or have someone build me some book cases..and this nice lady said she had 3 of them (they sorta look like these)and she would give them to me...all I had 
to do was come and get them...the only catch is...she lives in Pubic Hair, Texas right outside Crawford...But Babs and I didn't figure that out till we saw the sign that said Crawford 9 miles...I freaked out...figuring they would have black helicopters circling over head and we would be greeted by Secret Service and FBI agents standing around talking into their wrists and coordinating my arrest..Ei
ther we snuck in the back way and by passed their check stops or I'm not as notorious as I think I am..
e free book cases was just a ruse by the Bush Administration to get me to Crawford where I would be met by the Feds and Secret Service and I would never be heard from again..that's before hello..I'm Jackie, I'm here about the book cases..ha.
one...which we did..Lordy it was good..Babs had hers chocolate dipped, but I'm a purist and like my ice cream sans chocolate..
ere is more fat than meat..if they bend and are pretty flexible then there is more meat than fat...Then Babs decided she wanted some Cajun turkey breast and then she got me a lb. and we're steadily harassing the kid behind the meat counter...and after the last lb. of Cajun turkey breast I said..ok, it's official, we're assholes...then to prove it we went to work where it's almost straight up and down 8pm...and I'm famous for telling people when it's 10 till 8 that we are closing in 10 minutes...5 minutes and we're closing...so when I show up with my nose pressed to the window saying 'open ..open ..open'...Inky was not a happy camper...that will teach him...so I asked him if I could borrow his 3 kids and he called Anessa and she showed up with 2 of them, and lucky for me..the two that are good workers..so they got all the books into boxes and lugged them into the living room and then they brought in the book cases..about 30 minutes..Annie is having a field day jumping from them to the table, to my chair, to the computer desk and back..I'm sure she thinks I bought them for her especially...So it's midnight and I have rubbed the brisket down with a home made rub and it's in the oven set for 200 degrees and will cook all night long..I cut it in half and she put the rest of it in her freezer...when she gets through eating this half, we can do the other half...but would take 2 days to cook that 171/2 lb brisket..$24 at $1.39 lb. Not a bad price at all.
the beauty of her property..even if her neighbor is an asshole...
......Way back in the stone ages of the 60's and 70's...Monti Rock was the shits...
was
THE MAN to go to for hair cuts, style and all that went with it...I don't know about the hair cuts etc. as I only saw him on TV as one of the funniest people I had ever seen. I was very 'dumb' back then...and after watching him on some show and just going on about how funny, good-looking and terrific he was, my friend said.."You know he's gay?"...and I in all my wisdom said..."yeah, he makes me happy too."....Even after being told what gay was, it mattered not a smidgen to me...He was funny and a lot better looking that than ole fart Liberace. Then all of a sudden, he just sorta disappeared....for years I was the lost voice in the wilderness..............'Monti Rock...where are you?'....no one knew..and most didn't give a fuck..they were busy doing drugs and the disco..Life went on, but when I started blogging, I thought for sure someone would know where he was..nope...no Monti...Then I get an e-mail from Shady saying she got a phone call from Monti Rock III. Judas priest, it never occurred to me to ask Lane..Find out she and Monti and some other very cool people were all buds and he's sending her a DVD of his act. His act. Son of a bitch..He's in Las Vegas marrying people and writing for one of the Las Vegas papers..How the fuck did that happen and me not know about it..so I go to his website to send him a love letter and none of his sites work...Shady is still waiting for his DVD and I'm still trying to break int
o his website so I can leave him a message...But he that was lost is now found...thank you Goddess...
ay was no exception. Babs found some note papers that were letters..I laughed and said wonder if they have an F and a U....they did..so I bought one of each, $1 for both...Then we went and made fun of all the merchandise...and I rearranged one of the displays because the one in the middle was too big and you couldn't get it off the shelf..So I took it and swapped it out with the smaller stuff on the top shelf..Babs said you're not working and besides you don't work here. Said, I don't care, this is just wrong.. When we went to check out I saw the girl I always bake for and said, I should have known that you would be up here eating. She laughed and said where's my cookies?...Told her I was much to busy to bake anymore but when I did I would bake her something too. Then showed her my F and U and told her I was going to put them on my front door to keep the neighbors away...We went to West Food Mart where we made fun of the Statues of Mary...Babs was holding her up saying this is what you need, she can lead you to the the road of good or something like that...I said to Mary...pack a lunch...Then we went to the Laundry Mat so I could get $5 worth of quarters to do my laundry. Then I noticed my blood sugar was dropping it was 4pm and hadn't eaten since 10 am....and we saw that the new Mexican restaurant was open..Las Campecino. (when I googled it to get some images for this post I found out they are spelling it wrong..it's Campensino.)...There was no one there, but we found out it was there first day open...We had to have help reading the menu as it was all in Spanish..I had the esada de pourca on gordito bread, and Babs had Chicken Fajitas with rice and beans.. She had water and I was going to get tea but it came already sugared so had water...We had chips and it came with green and red salsa..and the green is so good...I don't eat red if there is green..and it's fantastic. I played some music on the juke box, one by Joe and la familie, Santana and someone else, I forget...Lots of horns and accordions..My pork with red sauce was really really good, but not sure Babs was thrilled with her fajitas, although the chicken was very tender, but a little bland...it was $8...sonof agun..Plus the lady let me have a togo cup of green salsa and I had it on my eggs yesterday morning and tossed some in my oatmeal today...not bad...
n my door...soon as I get the film back, I'll post it...but this is what the letters look like...
