1,445TH.....POST

some one remind me to tell you about my trip to Mesquite, Texas for the family reunion, and my trip back listening to the Cowboys lose to the Giants on the radio....oh fuck...not a pretty picture...

HALLOWEEN PICTURES

This is Michelle, our latest hire. She is funny, and I like her. She's not sure about me, she's pretty redneck and I'm waaaay out there for her...Which makes it lots of fun for me..Fucking with her has become something I look forward to every day..Sorry, I can't help myself.
This is Inky in his Hannah Montana wig and Tom who won't let me take a picture of him. He hasn't had a picture taken of him since his high school graduation picture. Which means, I will get a picture of him and blow that fucker up big enough to wrap around the building.

Inky, Inky, Inky...ain't' he cute?

Tom still avoiding the camera.

Inky doing his Hannah Montana pose.

This is Simon the chip guy. He's so goofy. He goes rafting and loses his wallet, goes deer hunting and doesn't get a deer. Every Monday he is late (he comes on Monday and Friday at 9-10)...as he is hung over from being drunk over the weekend...By the way girls ..he's single ...

This is the $25 winner of the Halloween Contest at Family Dollar. Since no one but me wore a costume(them traitorious bastids) but me, I was a shoo in. That is an African Afro and it has red spiders in it. I was Spider Woman...but someone asked if I was a black widow..and I think I like that better...

My baby Phats and my purple vampire socks.

showing off my chews.

This is me in my favorite arms on hips, what the fuck do you want pose.

Boo!



I'm thinking about dying my hair dark brown instead of blond..but no Afro's for me..

THIS IS MY FRIEND

This is just a little something that I feel has to be passed on, especially after the passing of the Section 8 law in California. Yeah, I know it's Prop. 8, but it's more like a section 8 to me. Plus the law that just passed in Arkansas. So please do me a favor and go visit my friend Kevin and read his latest post.
He's at:http://casadr.wordpress.com/.
I sent you all to read him once before as he makes me laugh, think and revel in my retardness, but you need to go read him this time as he speaks passionately about something near and dear to his heart. His kids. Do yourself a favor and check him out.

.......YES WE CAN.......

Hopefully I'll stop crying soon...

MARGARET AND MARY

voted for the first time in their life..Margaret is 77, and Mary is 63, I thought she was younger..When they got through I put their I Voted sticker on them and we hugged each other and there wasn't a dry eye in the place..They both agreed that if Obama doesn't win they will be pissed...Life is good!
When I was in the store today this couple came in and they're regulars and Tom and I help them put their minutes on their phones all the time..So I was talking to the wife and I said did you think 50 years ago you would be voting for a black man for President?(they are African/American.in their 80's). She said 'Oh, child it was something I never even thought about, we were just hoping no one would kill us, voting wasn't even something we thought about..and to vote for a back man..Oh child, it makes me so proud.' So I took off my Obama button and told her I think you need it more than me, and pinned it on her little sweater. I got the first of a bunch of great hugs of the day. I have a grin on my face that just will not go away.
Now I'm so nervous if I had to spit, I'd have to borrow some.

I VOTED

I was going to vote when I got off work and when I took Margaret and Mary to vote(neither have registered or voted before..Margaret is 77, Mary is 55..thanks to me they are voting for the first time and voting for Obama) but I was so excited I woke up at 6 A.M. and got dressed and went and voted when the polls opened at 7A.M. thinking there won't be that many there..ha!

There were 50 plus people there. But I was in and out in 20 minutes. My chest is covered with 'I Voted' stickers.. I told them I had a big chest and that one little sticker wouldn't show up so I needed more of them plus I wore my Obama button and no one said a word. I was prepared to take it off, but didn't have to. I was going to wear my OBAMAM MAMA tshirt, but figured that would be pressing my luck. I am almost giddy I'm so excited. Dear Goddess, don't fuck this up..let Obama win...Amen your friend the Yellowdog.

JOHN MCASSHOLE

Am I the only one that sees John McCain standing up in front of all the people waving his arms around at waist level and thinks:DANGER WILL ROBINSON ...DANGER.?

love...OBAMA MAMA

eat yo' heart out...

fuckity fuck fuck fuck.....double fuck!

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it's enough to piss off the pope.

they suck, bite and blow. Have a long post on the subject, family reunion, Halloween costumes, Mojo in a sexy cop costume that will make you guys fall down on the ground and bite sticks. but blogger ate the fucking post, so will have to redo it..and I'm not in the mood right now..have to go get some Vick's and cough syrup for Babs, she has the crud now.

FIDDLE FUCK!

BEST CANCER COMMERCIAL EVER

THIS SHOULD HOLD YOU TIL I PUT UP A REAL POST

My new motto!