These fucking things are all starting to run together..I put up about 5-8 of them then I go back and delete them or I'll forget and put them up again..but the problem is...after I put them up, I'm thinking ...'did I put that up or did I think about putting it up and decided to wait.'..old age ..sucks.so if I duplicate it, you have my permission to pretend that I liked it so much I put it up twice..in stead of 'senile ole bitty can't remember from Monday till Friday..
Mother Nature decided to give the kids a break today..it just started pouring down raining...I'm pretty sure most of the kids have already had their egg hunt, candy eating, granny hugging day and are cranky and ready for a nap. Jamie worked today but nothing going on so she came over with her pet razor kit and we shaved Dexter...holyfuckme. I got bit, scratched, clawed, and called several dirty names in CAT. He bit my t-shirt at one point thinking he was going to get me and both Jamie and I were like 'damn, if he connected on that, it would have really hurt.'...I'll post some pictures..We sort of gave up after a while to give him a break..I kept the razor and will try to finish up where we left off..his tail isn't done and one leg is half done, his ruff around his neck is sketchy..I have never, ever seen so much fur in my life. and .............he looks so pitiful. I'll post the pictures either later on(this is Sunday evening) or tomorrow..I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight..Goddess knows what he has planned for payback...and I know it's coming..
Hope you all had a lovely Easter, where you celebrated the torturous dead of your God's kid and he finished up with a magic act.
The first couple of pictures are the first round..the pictures of the fur is the first batch of hair...oh my ....never seen anything like it..to say he's pissed is an understatement..I'm going to leave his tail..I feel so awful..I know it's the best for him because of the heat and fleas. They are horrible this year..Dexter has hardly had any fleas at all..this year, the place and him are covered with them. I used frontline..but he was still loaded with them when we shaved him. Going to ask Dr. Thom if I can use 7-dust on him too. Will do the yard and spray the house..maybe bomb it..so they don't get a hold on...poor Dexter..I feel so bad..I know it needs to be done, but I still feel horrible about it..In the mean time I'm putting all my shoes on the top shelf in the closet.
If it wasn't for the beautiful dresses with matching hats that the lovely ladies from the Bold Springs Baptist Church wears, I wouldn't even get out of bed on Easter Sunday. But they are so beautiful..I can't resist.
happy egg day.
My feets is good..but Dr. concerned about swelling in foot. Thinks it might have something to do with my heart..all the stress on it while I quit breathing and lack of oxygen. So going to go to Dr. Cujo and see what he thinks..Also could be from the 4 back surgeries, cause my right leg and foot doesn't have good circulation. All I know is I'm going to really start eating better(no trips to Pizza House). Plus he recommend that I do exercise in short bursts instead of one fell swoop..10 minutes, rest, etc. Being told I was a walking heart attack did not set well with me. Still can't use the c-pac machine cause the stupid people haven't got the right mask. They send it Fed-ex/UPS and takes 7-10 days. I said you know this is the 21st century..you can over night stuff. They don't like me any more because I told them they collectively have their heads up their asses.
I'm setting a goal on exercise and diet and putting the same hard headedness toward it as I did my diabetes..feckity fuck. Have a great weekend..Happy Easter...
Texas tan line.
Well, guess who forgot it was Shazam Day...? Yup, yours truly..what a dipshit I am. So I conferred with the Goddess and she said everyone can extend it thru tomorrow. Every one except me..I'm being punished. I have to live with my fuckups today. And I had a few I could have used my Shazam on. Sigh...I blame it on my lack of sleep. I was going to nuke some corn tortilla's and left them in too long and damn near set fire to the microwave. I went to Family Dollar and in the midst of bullshitting with Inky I almost walked out without paying for two suckers(for low blood sugar)..Shazam.
So remember if you fuck up today and tomorrow all with be forgiven by the Goddess. You just have to say:shazam. And all will be forgiven.
