SHAZAM DAY
Well, guess who forgot it was Shazam Day...? Yup, yours truly..what a dipshit I am. So I conferred with the Goddess and she said everyone can extend it thru tomorrow. Every one except me..I'm being punished. I have to live with my fuckups today. And I had a few I could have used my Shazam on. Sigh...I blame it on my lack of sleep. I was going to nuke some corn tortilla's and left them in too long and damn near set fire to the microwave. I went to Family Dollar and in the midst of bullshitting with Inky I almost walked out without paying for two suckers(for low blood sugar)..Shazam.
So remember if you fuck up today and tomorrow all with be forgiven by the Goddess. You just have to say:shazam. And all will be forgiven.
8 comments:
I better do two Shazams:)
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,Shazam,
That should take me up until Noon.
Welll Gollllll EEEEEEEE!
Shaaazaaym!
My name is Jim Neighbors
Thankfully, I never fuck up, so this post doesn't apply to me.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH!
Laffs at the previous comments!
Shazam. font size 100 extra bolded... Goddess knows I need it.
Are you sure we won't turn into Captain Marvel?
A couple of SHAZAMs just in case. I haven't fucked up, but that doesn't mean I won't be blamed anywho!!
I gotta go with Nit Wit on this one. Ditto Ditto Ditto...
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