Have a very merry fucking great day.

 

I had cat scan with dye and I feel like hammered shit...see you Monday.

Have to stay with feet up and drink lots of fluids. That dye is wrecking my body, hurts like a mother fucker. Nothing goes easy with me. I had to lay on my stomach to have dye inserted in my spine and with scar tissue from 4 back surgeries it was not easy. Plus I have big boobies and laying on my stomach is not a position I'm used to being in. So I turn over and one boob is under my chin and the other one is in my arm pit. So I'm adjusting the girls and because I'm old and all parts of me are old, ever time I rolled over or moved from one bed to the other I farted. So it was like a fucking circus, juggling my  tits and farting at ever move. I kept blaming it on the dog. Go to pain management next week and should find out the results of the cat scan. I'm pretty sure I don't get points taken off for the farting.