I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, July 29, 2010

JOKE FROM KARL(intense guy)

The Pharmacist's Monday Morning

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,

"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
The phone was still ringing.

When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.

Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."



8 comments:

Jan said...

I'm going to use this as an excuse next time I tell someone to...

jadedj said...

The one thing I refuse to do is stick things up my ass. Har har har joke, however.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

This joke was INTENSELY funny!

Nit Wit said...

Now that brings up the memory of my childhood. That was the only kind of thermometer there was.
That was funny though.

Charlene said...

It's funny and illustrates that we never know what is happening to the other guy when they act rude, I guess.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

everyone has a story..ha

Intense Guy said...

*giggles at Jan's comment*

:)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I sent this in an email to my main man Kirk at Old Corner Drug Store on line..I hope he thinks it's as funny as we did..haha