I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, April 20, 2012

CRACKRINGS FOR FRIDAYS

 I got to see the lovely Miss Olivia..it was love at first sight. I spent about an hour just holding her and marveling at her beauty, and ability to go from making faces like she had something nasty in her mouth to this big ass grin. I went when no one else was there so I wouldn't have to share. I also bought the book "go the fuck to sleep."...I'm not sure they'll ever read it to her, but it was too funny to pass up..Jenny took the time with my visit with Olivia to take a shower and shampoo. The baby was up all night long. Instead of having 2-3 days of colostrum, Jenny's milk came in right away and it was rough on Olivia's tummy so she was not a happy camper..So while Jenny was showering I told Jason to lay down and try and get some sleep, that he wasn't going to get any more for the next 18 years.well, have a great weekend..so it was a lovely day..The Hillcrest Women's and Children's wing of the new hospital is wonderful. But it's damn near to Austin. I'll wait to go see them again after they get settled in good and get used to each other. I'm sure I can wait that long to see her again. I'm trying to figure out what I will be called..not GG..(for great gran) but maybe just Gran?...not sure..I know there will be no memaws, or meme's or neenees...No cutesy fecking names for me..Jamie is the only one that doesn't call me grandma..she calls me Granny Grunt..ha..
ok..fixing to go to bed..it's almost 1:30 a.m. hopefully will get the new mask soon, before I go batshit on them.





























9 comments:

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

;0) I didn't have to"send out the troops" to find you with this effffffin new blogger. Ohhhhhhhhh HAPPY DAZE! (((hugs)))Pat

MarkD60 said...

There's an audio of Samuel Jackson reading "Go the fuck to sleep".
http://youtu.be/CseO1XRYs9I
You have lots of good funnies today!

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Bitch will work, for a name:)

Jan said...

Is it just me or is Putin ready to take over the universe?

FoxyMoron said...

Congrats again on the new great grand daughter.
Good laughs today, thanks YDG.

Rox said...

What about Great Granny Grunt?! That sounds perfect!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

3G

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

The Bill Clinton photo had me holding in my coffee I wanted to spit it out laughing. I don't say those things or even do those things often but holy fuck that is funny. ahahahhah! Also, Bill and Obama are sexay beasts so maybe that got me too with them side by side in a pic : )

Ol'Buzzard said...

I love bacon, but mayonnaise is the real basic food group. I always tell my wife: put mayonnaise on it and i'll eat it.
the Ol'Buzzard