I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, April 09, 2012

IT'S MONDAY..get over it.

 These fucking things are all starting to run together..I put up about 5-8 of them then I go back and delete them or I'll forget and put them up again..but the problem is...after I put them up, I'm thinking ...'did I put that up or did I think about putting it up and decided to wait.'..old age ..sucks.so if I duplicate it, you have my permission to pretend that I liked it so much I put it up twice..in stead of 'senile ole bitty can't remember from Monday till Friday..
Mother Nature decided to give the kids a break today..it just started pouring down raining...I'm pretty sure most of the kids have already had their egg hunt, candy eating, granny hugging day and are cranky and ready for a nap. Jamie worked today but nothing going on so she came over with her pet razor kit and we shaved Dexter...holyfuckme. I got bit, scratched, clawed, and called several dirty names in CAT. He bit my t-shirt at one point thinking he was going to get me and both Jamie and I were like 'damn, if he connected on that, it would have really hurt.'...I'll post some pictures..We sort of gave up after a while to give him a break..I kept the razor and will try to finish up where we left off..his tail isn't done and one leg is half done, his ruff around his neck is sketchy..I have never, ever seen so much fur in my life. and .............he looks so pitiful. I'll post the pictures either later on(this is Sunday evening) or tomorrow..I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight..Goddess knows what he has planned for payback...and I know it's coming..
Hope you all had a lovely Easter, where you celebrated the torturous dead of your God's kid and he finished up with a magic act. 










































8 comments:

Natalie Adair said...

I loved the boob one and the we're adults one oh hell loved them all!

Jan said...

Putin on a bobsled. I can see it.

Women who don't wear underwear can't get their panties in a bunch...priceless.

Grandma K said...

Ah - two references to Dr Sheldon Cooper - my most fav!!! Loved the picture of them all.

Vicki said...

sharing several!!! Thank you.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Is there a name for what's wrong with you?

Fuck no.......but it's fun!:)

Rox said...

Poor dexter! I hope his new 'do pays off! Take precious care of yourself!

Hippy Jersey Devil said...

Obama getting off that plane.....well he is just a sexay muthafucka ain't he.

Intense Guy said...

The world down under one is my fav.

:) I really need to get new glasses.