I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, December 09, 2011


Going to go to WRH to make butchkas..Think that's what they're called. They are sort of like a strudel but better. Today we make the dough..tomorrow I'll come in and we fill and braid and bake. I think on the 13th I go up there and help them make pecan pies. Then the 17th is the volunteer's luncheon, which will be nice. The 22nd is when I have Jackie's Kitchen. This is besides all the baking I have to do for everyone in town. Made 3 pumpkin cheesecakes for everyone at Point West Bank And Trust. But they are no bake and it took me less than an hour for all 3..Babs is going to help me load them in her SUV as there isn't enough room in my little truck. It's been nippy out and Dexter is getting batshit cause he can't go out like normal. We had some rain and middle of this coming week we're supposed to have some more..Keep it coming, we still need it.. hope everyone is through with their shopping and can settle down and just enjoy the rest of the month..hahahahahahahahaah


MRMacrum said...

You have a great month also.

I am still trying to figure out the belly button question. What is that, some kind of inside chick joke?


Oh, I get it. HA ha ha ha. Buttons had not been invented yet. I mean come on, they're nekid ferchrisakes.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So many good ones today! Love Wreath of Khan, Han in Hanukkah and Viagra Kitty! Sounds like you're going to be a busy gal over the next little while -- have fun and remember to rest too!

Nit Wit said...

Old Abe was a real Republican. They have gradually been adding the crazy ever since.

You shouldn't rib people about Adam and Eve like that. :P

Shrinky said...

Looks like you'll be cooking up a storm this week - I feel hungry just reading this - yummmmm!

Loved all of these, but the "Call the vet" one had me in stitches..

Grandma K said...

Sounds like I have to take a little road trip to West!! Perhaps I can have some of those goodies you are busy baking!

Oh - how I wish Karma would work that way. I know a few I would like to get slapped in the face.

Jan said...

Putin as inspirational speaker. I'd go.

FoxyMoron said...

Made my splutter all over my screen yet again YDG.
My kids will love the "Don't Fucking Care Bear". Oh yes they will.

MarkD60 said...

Lots of good ones!

Travis Erwin said...

I know several that need a good slapping from karma. They must have really long rubber bands.

TheWayfarer said...

Granny, you would have been proud of me, tonight. I attended my first Occupy meeting this evening.
That "seven sins in the world" one rocks, an Aristotle quote I believe.
The Chri$tma$ blasts R fkn hilarious!!!

Intense Guy said...

God(dess) 300,000,000 americans and the best they can come up is... Newt? I wonder if I can move to Costa Rica.

A lot of good ones in this batch - had a double take with the Journey band... ugh.. they are ugly dudes... but they sang pretty good!